I am no longer ashamed of having ever used Tindr.

“Local police have no clue who destroyed the memorial.”

Surrrrrreeeee they don’t.

I used an american hairdryer on an adapter in Paris. It wasn't a problem until I got back and it exploded in my US bathroom.

But... but... MEN’S RIGHTS!

My dog busts into the room and silently watches with her head tilted to the side. Somehow I haven't been dumped yet.

I now feel better about having been in my cursing stage for the past decade and a half.

Nooooo Canceling Plans at the Last Minute, I need you to pull through for me! You're the only friend I have left, after canceling all of those plans...

I gave up canceling plans last-minute for Lent and it's been ROUGH.

Ugh the drunk girl yelling at her boyfriend is why I refuse to drink with certain women in my life.

Can you spell... C-O-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-C-Y?

Yeah I prefer photoshop to things like starvation.

Truth, right here.

To borrow a concept from Chandler Bing: "Patricia Arquette gave an amazing speech about gender equality AND THEN SHE STOPPED TALKING!" ;-)

I also enjoyed this delightful tweet from WaPo that doesn't sound like tokenism AT ALL...

This color does not occur in nature

I'm with you, TL. SF has brought Mindy into her own and she's living out many of her professional dreams. It would kill me to see another woman on television give up, postpone, or compromise a career they loved for a pregnancy while the boyfriend gets to continue living his life without that sacrifice.

Theoretically, if one were a "squirter," wouldn't that expel the vaginal bacteria in the urethra anyway? I don't know if that was what you were referring to, but I always assumed that particular—er—quality was why the moment right before orgasm felt so much like having to pee.... #ttmi