Alternative

McQueen crashes

At the border right now.

Best Kinja in 108 years.

Plus you have the added bonus of knowing your kids will never see another Cubs World Series win +1

Eulogy? MOAR LIKE EULA-GAY GRAMPA! High five bro!

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Well, there it is right there.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Oh, no, it’s fine to ask. He lives in Brooklyn, and you may not remember (or you may be too young,) but after the planes hit the towers and they fell, all traffic in and out of Manhattan was simply shut down. The bridges and tunnels were closed to vehicles, the subway, bus lines, and even the tramway to Roosevelt…

I disagree, he (and they) know what they are doing. Their base does not care about facts (liberal media) so they can say literally whatever they want and their voters will believe it. Shit, they could probably say that Hillary did 9/11 and it would go over well.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

I would kinda disagree with the thesis here. While I think the 787 is an engineering marvel and massive advancement for aviation, I think it’s nothing more than a trend of making smaller more efficient airplanes at the cost of passenger comfort and limited choice. The real plane they should be comparing here is not…

Why the fuck have their been 10,000 people in the media analyzing Hillary’s every throat-clear and cough, yet no one is looking into this sniffing? The sniffing and his whole demeanor tonight screamed coke to me.

The gun shows where I am are held in a place with indoor plumbing. Running water, flushing toilets and everything!

“Unless....gasp! My luggage!”

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

She’s not going anywhere. She worked for Todd Akin during the “legitimate rape” comments and didn’t leave him.

“....unless the check bounces.”