Funny, I live in Chicago and I've had cab drivers try taking me on the "scenic route" many times, unsuccessfully, fortunately. I've had cab drivers take me the long way in New York and Las Vegas. I don't see how that's racist.

Pipe on some mashed potatoes, tell your friends it's a pot pie-shepherd's pie hybrid.

This is the problem with these sorts of "philosophies": they're purely theoretical and only work on paper using hypothetical numbers ("Let's assume that your income is 100 and your expenses are 80"). As soon as you start replacing this CEO's variables with real income & expense numbers, cost of living differences,…

I got a screw through one of my run-flat's treads a month after I bought my car, and as advertised, no reputable shop or dealership would touch them - all insisted I buy a new tire, even though the tire with the screw was still easily at 95%.

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But that sort of logic wouldn't allow the peanut gallery to regale the internet with smug, unconstructive comments, would it?

I could buy this exact tank top off a hobo in exchange for a $10 bill and whatever restaurant leftovers I happened to be taking home at the time.

I read that this is the "berks" girl now:

Starred not just for the good advice, but also for the mental image of someone herp-derping down to Lowe's.

Usually there's enough flesh left on the center piece that you can get two crescent-shaped slices off the sides, and are left with a minimal amount of flesh stuck to the pit.

Here's their latest info on progressives, which indicates that they still won't be of much help to you just yet:

It's not surprising that chimpanzees develop their own fashion trends, since they've clearly been developing humans' for a while now. At least that's how I assume such fashion trends as Uggs-with-skirts-in-August and chunky-scarves-with-tank-tops came to be. If not chimps, then they must've been conceived by…

I'm going to give this a shot next time. Thanks for the tip!

Mashed potatoes are literally the only thing for which I peel potatoes. For everything else, I'm with you.

You stumped me, so I headed off to Google image search to stare at pics until I could make up my mind. But I just ended up ogling this 1959 S1 Park Ward drophead instead:

Yep, that would look just fine parked next to my 1954 300SL and 1957 300SL Roadster (both in silver with red interiors). And 1952 R-type (Park Ward drophead). And pair of matching red Alfa 8C's (one old, one new). Ah, to be rich....

In addition to taking up less space and lasting longer, higher-quality, better-made clothing can often fit better and be more flattering.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, that thing is stunning. If I were a rich car collector, I'd take one of these over a new supercar anyday.

My wife and I share a queen-sized bed, and the app has worked very well for me. I keep the phone under the fitted sheet, right near my head, on the corner next to my nightstand/farthest from her. It's also possible that our pillow-top mattress is helping matters by dampening her movements and preventing them…

Nice, thanks for the heads up! Didn't mean to imply I thought you were being shady (I didn't at all)...mostly I was just patting myself on the back for combining "clickbait" and "bait & switch".