I got a screw through one of my run-flat's treads a month after I bought my car, and as advertised, no reputable shop or dealership would touch them - all insisted I buy a new tire, even though the tire with the screw was still easily at 95%.

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But that sort of logic wouldn't allow the peanut gallery to regale the internet with smug, unconstructive comments, would it?

I had IKEA furniture remain in perfect condition for a decade despite daily use...then I got married and my wife moved in and took over. That 10-year-old furniture didn't live to see its 11th birthday.

I could buy this exact tank top off a hobo in exchange for a $10 bill and whatever restaurant leftovers I happened to be taking home at the time.

I read that this is the "berks" girl now:

Starred not just for the good advice, but also for the mental image of someone herp-derping down to Lowe's.

Usually there's enough flesh left on the center piece that you can get two crescent-shaped slices off the sides, and are left with a minimal amount of flesh stuck to the pit.

Here's their latest info on progressives, which indicates that they still won't be of much help to you just yet:

It's not surprising that chimpanzees develop their own fashion trends, since they've clearly been developing humans' for a while now. At least that's how I assume such fashion trends as Uggs-with-skirts-in-August and chunky-scarves-with-tank-tops came to be. If not chimps, then they must've been conceived by…

How about extending a hand to one's friends and try to open up a dialogue with one's enemies

I'm going to give this a shot next time. Thanks for the tip!

Mashed potatoes are literally the only thing for which I peel potatoes. For everything else, I'm with you.

You stumped me, so I headed off to Google image search to stare at pics until I could make up my mind. But I just ended up ogling this 1959 S1 Park Ward drophead instead:

Yep, that would look just fine parked next to my 1954 300SL and 1957 300SL Roadster (both in silver with red interiors). And 1952 R-type (Park Ward drophead). And pair of matching red Alfa 8C's (one old, one new). Ah, to be rich....

In addition to taking up less space and lasting longer, higher-quality, better-made clothing can often fit better and be more flattering.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, that thing is stunning. If I were a rich car collector, I'd take one of these over a new supercar anyday.

My wife and I share a queen-sized bed, and the app has worked very well for me. I keep the phone under the fitted sheet, right near my head, on the corner next to my nightstand/farthest from her. It's also possible that our pillow-top mattress is helping matters by dampening her movements and preventing them…

Nice, thanks for the heads up! Didn't mean to imply I thought you were being shady (I didn't at all)...mostly I was just patting myself on the back for combining "clickbait" and "bait & switch".

Best Buy today is taking $100 off several SKUs from the current generation of MacBook Airs, bringing the cost of a baseline 11" model all the way down to $800. If you have access to a .edu email address, you can take an additional $150 off as well. $250 off a Mac is pretty much unheard of, so if you've been thinking…