“HE’S NOT PINING—HE’S PASSED ON!”

Phew, Kinja notification only showed me the first line of your reply and I came FLYING back down here to dunk on you with some cold hard STATS

“He’s not dead, he’s resting!”

I watch the video content here, and on a few of sister blogs. I enjoy this content. I seek it out, even. That said, please pass along the feedback that changing all of the “you may also enjoy” links to videos, and making every single blog have an auto-playing video embedded in the middle of it is the dumbest decision…

worst cover band ever. so seemingly bad, they may be doing it on purpose

Talking Heads-Road To Nowhere

Jethro Tull - Stormwatch [1979]

Taj Mahal- “Ain’t That a Lot of Love”

Elvis.

Lay off the drugs, son.

The league in question is the XFL, I presume? Though that's not going to last 20 months...

LOL, “Mariota and Bortles” — for some reason I thought of a wine cooler.

For the Batter-Runner: K

You sweet summer child. 

Speaking of which, A-Rod was on the desk last night. er... um... Jeez.

“No one fucks with us ever. Now I don’t give a fuck who we play. We’re gonna fuck them up. We’re gonna take it right to them the whole fucking way. We’re gonna kick their fucking ass.”

“But the Cardinals, to their credit, made a run at it. They weathered an electric start from Corbin, who struck out 10 batters in the first three innings...”

I tried explaining to my brother why the Cardinals are hated. They do win, and that stokes the hatred. But let’s say the Yankees, Dodgers and Red Sox are MLB’s most polarizing teams. Sure, they win a lot, but their cities’ fans and reputations play a role in those teams being polarizing. I don’t entirely get with the…

A lost gem, Ian Drury & The Blockheads – Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Pat Benetar-You Better Run