Well, what network was it? I think CBS, hired a “rules expert” who did such a poor job that he lasted just one season.

He was left stranded on Voyager l.

That sounds like a crowd of Jar Jar Binks cheering on an interstellar version of LaTrump. 

They'll be the norm soon. 

Those Bills fans saw their early 90s SB runs, so they have every right to make their child a Bills fan.

A harbinger of things to come in super-group Asia’s debut album.

Uhhh...what was the score again?

I want to see the Dolphins doing anything remotely close to trying to score down by 14 with less than two minutes left in the first half, just to see the Pats take the ball away from them and score another 14 points before the half is over.

Whoa, please, no need to spell it out 

Did you type "Antonia" on purpose? 

Thankfully he retired. I wanted to have a beer every time he said"again"when he called games with Greg Gumble but I just couldn’t afford it.

Sammy’s got it too

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You were exaggerating only by five hundred 

That's strange, because those two are always whining about anything the reffs do, especially michaels, and it also shows lack of preparation on everyone's part. 

Please post this in every article about the Bears this season, will you?

Let me guess:  Collinsworth and Michaels started groaning and moaning after that.

What band was king in doing that?  Vanilla Fudge I believe?