“Can the front office” threw me off, since “can” is used with a different meaning from the usual one.

“only to then can the front office and empower that same head coach less than a month later,”

Every opposition team should troll the Bears with video of the double doink whenever the Bears are on the road. 

I really don't know if Keenan Allen has been of any good to his team in whatever position it is he plays. 

He didn’t.  People were talking about Luck in the Colts review.  There are really that few Chargers fans.

Well, at least the Tigers made the post season.

Worst bit about the Chargers last season, the post season game against the Pats was a historic one because Sarah Thomas was officiating.  The Chargers turned that game into anything but historic.

Mr. Shield breaker, when Dr. Lizardo states that he “ate Wheaties once” he means a period of time long enough to consume a whole box of the cereal, not that he had just “a single servimg.”

So make one league 14 teams and the other 16, why don’t they?

“Submissions for the NFL previews are closed.”

Time may be on my side
But it’s mostly far behind

Poor Ty Blach. I can't believe the Giants traded him. 

Did they call it 1st down and 8 to go?

One of the strangest songs I’ve ever listened to. Still don’t know what to make of it.

a) those guys refuse to be taught.

Happy Opening Day, Chris Thompson 

In any case, you still have the Bills, the Jets...