That pass was all of five yards.

The answer my friend, is “a rowdy tarp that blowing in the wind”

The Indians long haired pitcher, what’s his name? Clevinger I believe? How’s he doing?

Puig to the Indians makes me laugh uncontrollably.

You’re beating our good fellow DUANer Fred Garvin MP at their own game!

One of the finest records ever made.

Never mind 2020. They're the best right now! 

No. Somewhere out there you find streams of Mets baseball that offer alternate audio, including the radio broadcast.

And he would justify it by saying that he asked Mike about that.

Well, you have to consider that they have one of the best play by play announcers in Howie Rose and that makes watching them a lot more tolerable. 

He’s like Puig, giving up when things don’t go their way.

Cow orkers. Cow orkers.

Poor Bellinger he just wanted more time to keep digging at home plate in case he found oil.

You can't afford to play that way today, players get paid gigagillions and you can't risk them getting hurt by hustling. 

There’s some user here “something big papi” who has seen more baseball games than anybody in the entire galaxy

I want the Dodgers to trade Kershaw! Trade Kershaw! 

Too late, I already did, but mainly because it had been ages since I last used it.