If you’re a Conservative woman you are not allowed to have your own thoughts and autonomy over your body. What she said should have been ok for them. She might as well have said “I personally wouldn’t have an abortion but that is supposed to be MY choice, not the government’s. It should be my call.” Yet they still…

I just explained the notion of tacking “Electric Boogaloo” onto any sequel to my 7 year old in hopes that she will pass on this element of culture to her peers.

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.

Many farm workers have a hard time getting even Federal minimum wage from unscrupulous employers, much less $10-12 an hour or whatever state or local minimum wage laws are. And lots of farms are still exempt from minimum wage requirements. Manual agricultural labor is notorious for worker exploitation. It wasn’t that…

Should be “Trump winery exploits vulnerable foreign workers instead of paying a decent wage for their jobs.”

Factory farming is one of the worst violators of workers rights and I really don’t think people acknowledge it enough. Most places higher undocumented workers so they don’t have the ability to sue since it is an incredibly dangerous job. And if those factory farms use antibiotics on their animals it also increases the…

I can’t eat chicken without feeling bad; I’ve seen too much. But I am really good at feeling bad, so I’ll eat it if that’s what I’m served.

I 100% believe that chickens are the direct descendants of dinosaurs now. Look at that thing. It’s like 80% raptor already

This is the boss chicken Link fights in The Legend of Zelda when Link attacks too many chickens.

The phrase I learned in grad school has never been proven more correct (cite not remembered, anyone?):

This is where good writing and creativity would come in, if that was a thing. We can have fucking westerns in space, but no one can imagine a period looking piece that’s NOT going to be black people as slaves or being abused?

I have literally never had a problem with multiplayer random groups not talking on 360 or XB1.

the new and old testaments are phase one the JCU, the jesus cinematic universe.

derisive perhaps, but none the less appropriate.

It’s Florida. They haven’t had a functioning “governor” in some time.

This has been happening in America for a long time

Oh, that. Yeah, I’ve heard of the “mother warrior” thing. I think Jenny McCarthy (shudder) used to call herself that. I’ve gotten into one of these arguments before. It’s a bit upsetting because I don’t exactly relish getting into a fight with the parent of a disabled child. But they keep telling me that I’m lucky and…

Excuse me but I breastfed my three kids and now they all developed super powers, one of them flies, the other is invisible at will and the third one can climb walls and turn into a shadow.

“Cambodia’s in a sort of developmental sweet spot, right?”

Goddamn it, just about to post the Graham Norton clip and you beat me too it.