Whenever I see Angela Merkel I really see Kate McKinnon doing her Angela Merkel talking about missing “Mein Barack”

Thank you for reminding me of that clip in Genesis’s “Land of Confusion” video where the Spitting Image Reagan doll can’t tell the difference between the nuke button and the nurse button.

Right there with you. Death seemed like the only way to leave that house and her control, so I pretty much set my expiration date at thirty. Then the year I turned thirty, I got my first tattoo to mark the victory of living past it and getting free. I’ve added one every five years since, a reminder to me to appreciate…

To be real - being an adult HANDS DOWN because my education won’t be affected, I have a good job that pays well and has great healthcare, and I live in a blue state. So I have tons of privilege as an adult is what I’m saying.

Personally, childhood sucks. All my fondest childhood memories involve activities intended to help me escape the realities of life. Adulthood is hard, but it also rules.

I’m definitely rooting for Adulthood in this game!

I have a cat now, but I get dog side hugs from the pupper downstairs. It is An Event in my life when I see her :)

I don’t understand this concept that wives must be angry about their husbands going out. It looked to me like he was having fun and playing around. It’s not like he was grinding up on somebody. I may be married but that doesn’t mean my husband and I don’t spend time apart with friends. My guess is Kate gives 0 fucks.…

Reminds me of the time my dog jumped on the door to greet a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Since they couldn’t read dog body language, they didn’t know she was happy to see them and FLED.

Lol, my dog was very good off leash, just sitting in the yard. We’d throw the ball and she’d bring it back. One time I threw it and she just kept running, like Forrest Gump. She went around the block to the guy who lived behind us and over one (but our yards had a few inches of fence that touched). Turns out the guy…

I don’t think celebrities are necessarily obligated to voice political concerns, but when TS uses feminism as marketing, I think she somewhat opens herself up to this kind of criticism.

I’m thinking that he was going for the “tragic mulatto” trope due to her Mexican/Italian mixed heritage.

She’s living her best life. Love it.

Teach him to spell “Matriarchy”

eta: I’m gonna be hella real here...I spelt TEACH as TEAM because my finger slipped and autocorrect is a dick. So I can laugh.

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

Herr Fünfundvierzig’s murder of sycophants.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

When I was a kid our house was burgled, but they clearly came in through my bedroom then met my enormous German Shepherd once they entered the hallway — they got away with some of my things but missed all the real valuables. I love to imagine the moment they realised what a mistake they’d made. My dog was insanely…

Floppy ears! So cute!

I love Dobermans! Yours is so cute. I’m glad you didn’t mutilate the ears.