Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

I actually didn’t watch any of the Bama Clemson game. Bama plays too boring of a style and the game was on too late for someone waking up at 545am to go to work.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if before conference play starts a team has a 71% chance to have the best conference record in a 10-team league, they’re also going to be a rather strong favorite in the conference tournament. But thanks for the pedantry.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Go fuck yourself

out of curiosity, was this possibility raised at any point before the IOC banned Russia from the Winter Games? Because the idea that Donald is actually doing this to “be a bitch” is absolutely hilarious.

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Clearly you are not from the Northeast US.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”