Worth it.

They did the same thing with Sympathy for the Devil, which sounds pretty upbeat for a song about the horrors of the world. Not defending the Stones, I’m not even much of a listener.

the Murano earns its existence by being the newest, most incongruous donk at every car show :D

It’s because we’re not in 16-bit Super Mario World anymore, where the bad guys are all blocky mushrooms. These mooks are human(or sentient and emotional, at least) and they have dialogue and backstories, now! They smoke, make jokes, worry about their families and it’s not enough anymore to just say “it’s okay, he was…

“WELL, BACK IN MY DAY-”

What kind of OCD masochist finishes things they don’t enjoy? Would you finish a bowl of cereal with rotten milk? Would you finish a glass of it after that first sip?

All of this uproar is just proving Dave Chappelle’s point. Where is all this outrage when Black people get insulted?

What motor is it? Can I turbo the shit out of it like a Lancer? That might make me interested in it, as a sleeper tuner truck... Everybody sees my FX45 coming!

Slide 21 is an excellent premise for a horror movie, and I CALL DIBS I CALLED IT YOU CAN’T WRITE IT COPYRIGHT PENDING COPYRIGHT PENDING!!!

You gotta offer an alternative name then, because there’s all kinds of nomads and they’re not all what I only know too refer to as Gypsies. Genuinely trying to grow, here...

People find out I have, like, a dozen guns and they always ask me the same thing: Why? What possible reason could you have to own all this firepower?

It’s the suddenly swelling crowd being suddenly cut off for me. I wasn’t hip, but this is a good meme in the age of webms and Youtube links.

Yeah, it’s almost like they get paid to talk about entertainment media and mine every corner of the internet for anything remotely relevant to blog about. So weird, WEIRD how there’s people out here OBSESSED with fulfilling the terms of their job descriptions!

She’s in half of America’s living rooms every week, why throw away a great job? Sam Waterson could’ve been General Thunderbolt Ross and Mariska Hargitay could have been Imperator Furiosa, but then they wouldn’t have been Jack McCoy and Olivia Benson anymore.

Sure, the coming extinction of all of humanity because of the half that supplies genetic material? What a laugh! Also, fuck every decent guy who dies, because he’s just a guy!

I saw Sicario (An adolescent power fantasy on how to right wrongs through the power of magical thinking)

People don’t buy the Camaro V6 1LE because it’s a Camaro SS without the v8, for the same price. If it had the same suspension as the SS 1LE it might get some attention, but it doesn’t!

When he make moves on some nigga he employ?

Why is he cheating on? I don’t even think he’s in a relationship with any of these women!