Troll harder next time.

She lost me before I found out about the GOP gaslighting, even before she referred to a high-frequency pulse of mustard as ‘spice’ she had lost me completely.

Raisins in his mac and cheese is the single whitest thing Drake has ever done, and he’s done techno/house remixes.

Great! Tell him I said go back to Europe.

LOOK AT THIS HUNCH BACKED LOSER Y’ALL!!!

Something fast, tough, spacious and ugly enough that I won’t care about smacking the back of a Ford Taurus off.

Slideshow? FUCK YOU!!!

It’s a fucking Toyota?

I just wish Harley or Indian would go talk to Dan Gurney’s family about THIS:

FUN FACT: Ilhan Omar is REALLY good at this game! She cleared half the field before anybody even knew there were bodies down!

“Barney taught us, ‘I love you, you love me. Won’t you say you love me too?’ That’s one of the first songs I remember, and what happens when that isn’t true?” Kaluuya mused. “I thought that was really heartbreaking. I have no idea why but it feels like that makes sense. It feels like there’s something unexpected that…

That’s where I am, personally, on manual transmissions.

Man, fuck Eddie Van Halen. Prince was better.

I don’t know that introducing the youths to Fleetwood Mac is a good thing at all. I mean, Fleetwood Mac is literally a tumultuous, unsuccessful relationship with a killer band instead of a therapist, and the youths these days are already leery of relationships...

Well pardon the fuck out of me if I’m not better than the goddamned President! I hope the motherfucker chokes on his spit after breathing in his lukewarm ginger ale. On camera. And survives!

Oops. I imagined it.

A lot of people I know in Cleveland like to remember Delonte West for riding Hayabusas with rifles in guitar cases and also fucking LeBron’s mother. Allegedly.

I really fucking like that bob, though! Gabby cute as fuck with the short hair. Hope she got paid!

Why doesn’t anybody EVER just pay Black women what they owe them?

Thanks for being classy about it, I guess