You have a problem being identified as White? Were you hiding it?

“So if you’re not actively fighting racism, you’re a racist?”

Deez nuts are de facto in your mouth.

Man, I wish you guys would just stick to cars.

No, he just perpetuated systemic racism with inflammatory comments.

Shut the fuck up and fuck you. I am not a fucking terrorist because I protest people my color getting killed. And what is the unborn shit about, what, I’m supposed to be scared of fatherhood or too stupid for condoms or some shit?

OH! Good, I was worried they’d try to make Kate Kane Black out of nowhere!

She’s reading right out of the Cheater’s Handbook! He had a problem ONLY her pussy could fix! It wasn’t an indiscretion, it was an entanglement on her JOURNEY! She had to go through some dick, you know, to find the answers!

I actually REALLY like Debutante Pavillion...

PROTIP: If you’re angry about people making a big deal over stupid shit, you may be one of those people.

WHAT?!

I know, right? I am, in fact, very tolerant and progressive and not at all bigoted and my voting record reflects that, but I don’t think anyone can argue that Dumbledore suddenly being gay in the last book, a move which directly contradicted some earlier remarks by Dumbledore, was a ridiculous twist to add to a…

Remember when she made Dumbledore gay out of nowhere and everybody was fawning over how tolerant and progressive she was?

Fuck this list, you and your slideshows can kiss my ass. Take this bullshit to Buzzfeed, or make it one page, I’m not feeding you assholes clicks.

Counterpoint: Get the FUCK out of here with that bullshit.

Damn, did I spaz? I feel like I spazzed. Sorry y’all, I was at lunch and got on a roll.

Nope. That’s the same thing as when you forget to check them the one time they say the N-word rapping along to some DMX song and the next thing you know they’re getting their ass whooped for calling your auntie ‘my niggah!’ and everybody’s looking at you fucked up like ‘Is this ya mans?’.

DC IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A STATE! The whole reason for DC existing is so that no state can claim the capital for leverage and Congress can have direct jurisdiction, making it a state would mean you have to add seats to the Senate and House of Representatives and create a whole new non -federal police force.