I loved this video because I’ve been where that cop is, getting a bunch of slurs and stereotypes thrown at me by some asshole I wouldn't let in the bar I was bouncing. Once you realize how scared they are, how pathetic they are, how miserable every day of their sorry life is, nothing they say can bother you! 😎

You’re right! Let’s go piss on his grave!

They really don’t have anything else in the world to talk about, or advocate for, except “GAY AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD COME HATE THEM WITH US!”, do they? That’s really the only things they’ve said this year-the politicians, the pundits, the assholes, everybody’s just fixated on Black people and Gay people and how…

That’s why I’m very careful to cite ‘the country of Israel’ or ‘bad actors within the Israeli government’ or something similar when criticizing the actions of that nation and its allies or the arguments of their supporters. It’s worth doing a little dance to get your point across without somebody lumping you in with…

Lance Reddick will be missed. Great actor, great dude and hilarious, too-he’s one of the few people who ever flipped the script on Eric Andre!

I can think of a LOT of these, gimme a minute - oh, Joss Stone!

That being said, there is one topic he considered off-limits for the special: Pinkett Smith’s alopecia... “That’s a condition and that’s something that I won’t say I’m making fun of.”

I would vote for her because she looks like the Oracle from the third Matrix. Maybe her campaign can lean into it? “Every election that has a beginning... Has an end, voters!”

1988? Gotta be that Thunderbird. Cool story, the head of Ford design was arguing with the designer of the Thunderbird, who didn’t think it was a bad looking car and kept defending the design. Finally, the head of design just walked him into a showroom, walked up to the typical late 80s Thunderbird with the dark…

Lots of things on TV are wrong.

Why did you skip school, though?

Don’t pat yourself on the back for being right too hard, you might knock your halo crooked

Joke’s on you, women run SCREAMING when they feel me while we’re dancing! I just wanna have fun driving, and I wanted that before I was aware that size mattered to anyone.

The internet has turned -ussy- into a suffix for anything that a willy might go into, and personally I think it is fucking disturbing

I just thought they’d made up a new word for the clit, what are they trying to prove here? That people don’t like admitting they don’t know stuff? I could have told them that, and made a ton of money saving them the research.

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SEE??? Do you see, now? THIS is what we mean about the makeup and the wigs! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! /s

Even they couldn’t find an angle on this one. Dre is a shitbag romantically, but you can't deny his impact on the industry.

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FUN FACT: Large cargo ships are the absolute WORST polluting vehicles in the world, and measure efficiency in gallons per knot.