In the Indian hierarchy the Chief is above the Scout, below the Chieftain and Challenger, a step behind the Springfield and directly opposed to the Harley-Davidson Softail.

4. None of the above, Harley knows what it’s doing!

You still don’t get it. Language has ALREADY evolved, and you’re too late to do anything about it except "be THAT guy" and all that does is waste your time and increase our annoyance with your strident, pedantic ramblings.

Look cool? On fucking Kinja, bro? Not possible. Smug and wrong is a bad way to go through life, buddy, but you seem determined! Let me give it one more try...

Nope. You’re underestimating the brilliance of Clark Kent!

By being a teenager, maybe?

Complaining about the zeitgeist is old man shit, bro. You might as well be mad that we don’t still grunt like cavemen!

How did you pass philosophy without learning to live and let live? 

Most influential writing voices! When I said hyperbole much you must have screamed YES!!!

Caroline Siede has a Twitter, it’s linked right up there. I found her email within 30 seconds of Googling at maybe 40 percent capacity, and I found a G/O Media feedback email address ten seconds after I wrote that last sentence.

People still pay for streaming services? The only thing I pay for is Amazon Prime and that’s for the deals, the streaming is just a bonus.

How did we already distort this word into meaninglessness?

HURR IN MY DAY THE BLOGS NEVER USED A PHRASE TWICE AND GOT SUED UNTO OBLIVION FOR POSTING VIDEOS OR WRESTLERS BEING RACIST, AND THEY WERE PROUD OF IT!!! 

Did you hear that?

PROTIP: Shut up

YES! That's the plan, now. 

Fuck that, I'm gloating. I have no interest in being better than people who will never believe better of me. 

I consider this a strong argument for Black people to start carrying large-caliber pistols with extended clips. 

Walleyed like a motherfucker, but the colors are nice

And what if he doesn’t? Your curiosity is derisive and doesn't deserve to be satisfied.