It’s either a good thing it’s already October or it’s about to become a very bad thing.

“I have a granddaughter now I’d like to see as much as I can. I don’t want to spend my life on the road.” Jesus, that is heartbreaking. RIP Mr. Petty.

I can’t afford to live anywhere other than with my parents and I have student loans for days - seeing gross displays of wealth like this makes me want to die*.

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

Sometimes the simplest comments are the best ones.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

I would love...LOVE for that happen. An owner comes out of the box, tells a player to leave, the rest of the team flips the owner the bird and walks out with the player. The owner then demands the equipment staff take the field and it’s like that scene in the Waterboy.

Ok, that was really rudely worded (just because YOU haven’t heard something does not in any way decrease its accuracy or legitimacy); however, assuming your query was in good faith - increased pay, increased benefits, increased stock options, increased bonuses, increased retention pay, increased vacation,…

I know some very, very smart women who worked at Google. Briefly. Then they were smart enough to leave. It really is worse than you can imagine.

I feel like the Bruce Willis photo is a shot from 30 Rock, where the only celebrity not on the phone is Tracey Jordan.

i’ve been drunk enough to voluntarily eat Arbys, but never drunk enough to become racist.

I saw a movie called “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” starring a black guy once.

You, sir, are a humanitarian.

Mary: Hey, Jesus, got a light?

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

I’ve been on the receiving end of a couple of involuntary psych holds myself. Anyone who would have picked me up from the hospital and allowed me to jump right into reality tv filming would no longer be allowed to be a part of my life. Jesus H Christ. This kind of “mental illness isn’t a biggie” attitude is…

This divorce finally got interesting again post Nannygate.

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.