Seriously, who are these people who think that 8th grade is early to have “tingly feelings” and didn’t have an orgasm until high school? WTF? I remember having my first one in 4th grade. That’s the norm. YES, Devin and stepdaughter, your 10-year-old daughter/sister is very likely having sexual feelings and…

Falsely accused black men and boys, actual catcallers and abusive men... tomato, to-mah-to, amirite?

The person who is suing raises her veil and shows her face to be checked against her ID at security checkpoints to get onto the school campus, so security concerns don’t apply in this case.

The woman explains that her photo ID has her face uncovered, and when asked to show her identity at the school entrance, she briefly removes her face covering to show her face, and then puts it back on afterwards. So if she’s passed through a security check, which has identified her, then she’s no longer a risk.

Oh my god your name made me choke on my beverage

I hope I don’t offend anyone with one of my favorite doggy gifs, but this is what I imagine when I think of Johnny on a shopping spree

Shame he didn’t spend anything on not being a wifebeating cunt.

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

I will now refer to all plastic surgery as “bespoke”. I love that as a phrase.

Someone here called her something like “duplicitous emu” in the comments yesterday. It was the best.

What’s wrong with her neck is that it belongs to a neofascist plutocratic piece of shit who should be thrown in prison for treason.

Pretty sure Ivanka has no idea how an end to human trafficking would have negative consequences for the sweat shops that manufacturer her merchandise. If she and her father had realized how human trafficking helps their third world factories, today’s report would have been released with such little fanfare that only…

Oh, so this is what staying out of politics looks like.

Pretty sure the human trafficking stats remain high in the countries that manufacture her shitty clothes.

It doesn’t age well because the main character, Carrie, is a self absorbed asshole.

The entire series somehow, miraculously, continues to age less and less well with time. In retrospect, Mr. Big (whom Samantha described as “the next Donald Trump” *shiver*) had and did nothing to merit that nickname. A car and Raul? Meh. A move to Napa? Eh.

She could have been holding a knife because she was barbecuing in the backyard! She could have been holding a knife because she was afraid of the burglar she called them about (yes, mental issues, I know, but...)! IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO HOLD A KNIFE.