@Scorch3: This calls for a Helen Keller joke.

Is it really that hard to beat a Lexus? Isn't it a matter of which vehicle leaves the driver...you know... awake?

Here, I just saved you from having to watch the movie and being disappointed that there was no red Genesis coupe.

@dusanmal: My folks cross-shopped the Equinox, Torrent and Vue when they were looking for a new vehicle. At the same time they were also looking at a Focus and a Vibe. They ultimately bought a used 2006 Vue FWD V6 because it had good power, fuel economy (sort of), practicality, side airbags, ABS, 5-star crash rating,…

"...It does look pretty cool."

@F*ckingPlushroom: Seize the floor!

Next time, glue fake porcupine spines to all the E30s.

Will it come down to a winner-take-all game of Allure—I mean LaCrosse?

@Number_six: Reminds me of an April Fool's joke I read once involving a fictional Italian researcher named Aprille Pazzo. Kia's whole prank is not only one day too early, but it's painfully bad.

1971-78 Ford Pinto Squire and Cruising Wagon.

@stephdumas: The G8 doesn't deserve an insult like that.

I'm still waiting for the ZZZ...

I almost bought a Johnny Lightning diecast of the Dragnet car. Almost. I loves me some '67 Fairlane.

Silly acronym

@Murilee Martin: I can't even fix my own car right now, let alone prep and race one. But LeMons sure looks like fun.

Anyone in the SF area who wants a rare and interesting LeMons car, you may want to go to the Bay Bridge toll plaza and ask who owns the yellow AMC Hornet Sportabout that's been abandoned at the end of their parking lot for about two years. I bet you could buy that for a song.

@Otto-Mann: LeMons would be awesome with an S/C'd Previa and/or a turbo Caravan in the pack. At least until they broke.

@wimbles: And no, it's not mine. I saw it for sale last year.

Fear not, folks. At least some of these cars are still cared for.

Ford transmissions and/or head gaskets claim another victim.