I don’t think President Pence is particularly well acquainted with the concept of “liberty.”

Darth Vader forces-hurls a battery at a rebel commando?

“People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?” the president told the Washington Examiner yesterday. “People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

I was going to complain about a hairy, sarcastic, brown neighbor who, I believe, has been eating my cats.

Because everything is improved by a Stan Lee cameo:

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They’re traveling for free on a employee pass... There’s different standards when you get it free from the an employee (which then you do represent the company even if you don’t know it) rather than when you paid for your seat.

Adding on: the United employee who arranged for these non-rev passengers to travel will be having a very uncomfortable conversation with HR and their immediate supervisor early this week.

...pass traveler...

I called my rep over here in GA, prepared my best Customer Service Voice, and prepared for the time of my life.
Staffer: How may I help you?
Me, in my Finest Southern Accent: How do you do, is Representative [redacted] available?
Staffer: Uh, no ma’am, he’s not.
Me, Rolling a Natural 20 on my Charisma Check: Oh, well…

I am glad that this is the first President that isn’t held hostage by the lame-stream media and can get his message out how he wants. I know all the Presidents have complained about how they have to submit their statements and speeches to the media before they go to the public.......

Back in January, a judge ruled that testimony concerning Mack’s rape fantasies would be allowed at trial. In a pre-trial hearing, War Machine’s defense attorney Brandon Sua made it clear what the tone of the questioning would be:

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

I lived in Colorado for 25 years and I've never heard of those bullshit cookies. I can only assume that they are eaten exclusively by disgusting, rich white people from Aspen.