Looks good. Maybe even great.

“People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?” the president told the Washington Examiner yesterday. “People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

I was going to complain about a hairy, sarcastic, brown neighbor who, I believe, has been eating my cats.

With a splash of Jeremy Jamm

Not a single reference to GHOST AND THE DARKNESS sorta feels like uncited sources in a term paper.

Yey I am glad they will announce the next Star Wars movie soon. Hmm I am hoping for Leia or maybe bounty hunters.

President Comacho recommends everyone just calm the fuck down and drink some Brawndo.

Because everything is improved by a Stan Lee cameo:

Hela (Cate Blanchett).

Please don’t reproduce.

Can’t wait!

Iron man. Iron Man

...pass traveler...

Zach, get off the message boards you have footage to desaturate!