“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Given that display, this disgraced samurai will be lucky to make the 47 man roster.

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Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Categorically false. Everyone in that game was terrible.

I’m sure there were some very fine people on both sides of the line of scrimmage.

Well, Rampage monsters are supposed to be mutated humans, so they already got that wrong.

The woman behind him was willing to watch, but she saw that form and just turned away! :D

1. the word is liberal

“But it’s always been a learning and growing experience for me...this whole situation has definitely been that for me. It’s something that I’m going to keep in mind going forward.”

Well, I certainly hope so. But it seems that every time he’s at the center of a controversy, he gets more defensive than introspective, as…

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

You can actually pinpoint the moment his heart rips in two