I am ready to vote today, forget this “Election day is Oct. 20th” nonsense for mail in ballots.  Election day is the day after I get my ballot.  Can’t come soon enough.

Thankfully, Splinter is dead.

This. I would say that someone should draw a Venn diagram of “Bernie Bros” and “People that keep saying that KH is a cop,” but I’m 99% sure it would just be a single circle.

But now Biden has named his vice presidential pick and it is who we all thought it should be: California Sen. Kamala Harris.

So, when’s that Harris versus Pence debate?

She’s been my AG when I lived in SF and my AG when I lived in San Francisco so I can’t but feel a little SF Pride on this one. She was great at both jobs so mazel tov everybody. Now we can all focus on the next intramural squabble, whatever that might be

THIS IS GOOD NEWS. And man, can we use some good news. BIDEN/HARRIS 2020.

Sadly not all.

It’s just like with their constant rage: they’ve been edging for years, at this point.

Not sure when it’ll all explode though..

“I never thought it would happen to me, but there I was, minding my own business when WAP popped up on my browser and seized control of my computer!”

“Thrilled to learn right wing women are getting terrible sex though. At least there is a little bit of justice in this world.”

As someone who works in academia, although currently a national research institute, I cannot put in to words how instantly infuriated I become by someone trying to excuse knowingly having sexual interactions with students of their college, even if they do not teach particular students. It is such a bad situation and…

See “Anthony Weiner”.  So yeah, they HAVE published accounts going after straight guys ... they do it all the time if you care to pay attention.

How about we change this to “white male politicians not sorry, ever.”

This is the only article from G/O Media about the deadly explosion in Beirut yesterday:

thanks for using a pic where she’s not making THAT face

You should read the Washington Post’s comment section on her. OMG. She’s ambitious! She’s direct! She called out Biden during a debate. She works too hard! She asks too many questions. 

John Tyler didn't not want to be vice president and immediately went back to his farm after the inauguration.  Unfortunately, William Henry Harrison was the president and kicked the bucket 30 days into the presidency.

Yeah, that. I mean, Biden must be ready to retire. He often sounds like he wants to take a nap, not run the country.

Capitol Hill runs on ambition. Nonsense article talking nonsense.

Cheney wasn’t running for president. Some might argue he had so much control of policy during W’s presidency that he didn’t need to, but he never wanted to bigger title.