It was Matt Gaetz. He’s not bored. He is thoroughly enjoying himself. He’s an arsonist and the point is to watch it all burn. 

The fiasco is poised to continue until tomorrow, Jan 6th. Which is just chef’s kiss. Train wreck, meet garbage dumpster fire.

Republicans claim to hate tokenism. Yet they will use blatant tokenism when it suits them. It is always projection and hypocrisy with the GOP. There is no better gig than being a black conservative because Republicans are desperate to use them as cover for their racist policies. Jeffries has 20+ years of legislative…

He needs to step down. The writing is on the wall. His conceit was that he thought he could appease the loons better than Boehner or Paul Ryan could. But if you pally with rabid dogs you will get mauled. Couldn’t have happened to a better person. 

I just don’t see any basis for hoping that hefty concessions in exchange for Dem support will ease the madness. McCarthy is the “moderate” and he is already fully on board with legislatively restricting abortion access nationally, on board with investigating Biden, investigating Biden’s son, investigating Fauci and…

They could choose McCarthy or any speaker today and there will still be zero governance from a Republican house. Pointing and laughing is a valid reaction. Because these lunatics would be more destructive if they could get their act together.

There are democratic blue dogs who may be willing to do this. Like Rep. Marcy Kaptur who signaled she would support McCarthy or any GOP speaker. Democrats can’t get out of their own way so I expect they will eventually fuck this up. The leadership including Joe Biden have a fantasy of the old GOP that has never been…

Y’all “progressives” want to be republicans so bad, the horseshoe is just its own circle now. Grinding governance to a halt is hardly progressive. Thankfully the budget is out of the way. Otherwise folks could be out of housing, healthcare, social security benefits and other progressive issues for a deeply stupid…

He went to the Trump school shirking of responsibility. This is why I can never find Trump funny. Even his legitimately hilarious fumbles fill me with despair. He ushered in the most shameless era of politics where consequences mean nothing. Politicians now believe they can get away with anything. With good reason,…

Democrats have poor political instincts. They are never ready to go for the jugular. I can see why you wouldn’t want to police his “identities”. But the employment history and claims about being affected by the Pulse nightclub shooting are easily verifiable facts. It was political malpractice not to use it. 

Thank fucking Christ. The long jury deliberation had me scared for a minute. It’s important that Lanez is guilty of assault with a semiautomatic firearm. That’s the charge that holds him directly responsible. I hope Megan has better friends than Kelsey now.

The jury is taking far longer than expected which makes me believe he would be found not guilty of the felony assault charge. The felony assault is the charge that actually makes him responsible for shooting her. The other charges are about possession of a fireman. Seems like he is about to get off. 

Right? She went into the relation eyes wide open. At a big age of mid-late 30s, she has no one to blame but herself for her choices. Maybe it’s you babes, not them.

How nice. Just her and the very best friends money could buy. Also what did she ask of her plastic surgeon to get that?

What an unhinged sexual deviant. Imagine anyone publicly fantasizing about the violent sexual humiliation of female royal members without ending up on a watch list?

So Kelsey says she didn’t shoot Megan. But is still willing to provide cover for Lanez because she feels hard done by Megan. Who else could have fired the gun? It’s one thing to beef over a dude. It’s a separate thing entirely to carry it so far into helping your former friend’s shooter. All this for a man who’s whole…

Insane that Megan lied to protect Lanez. Black women carry so much of the burden of protecting Black men. Black men get to use racism as an excuse or a get out of jail card for the abuse of BW. And BW are not supposed to talk about it. You must avoid bringing down a BM. You must be the pillar holding the community up.

Ciara seemingly lucked into a good marriage by celebrity standards. Now she thinks she is above the women in her industry. But as the old prophecy says: Men will embarrass you. 

Reactions like this are absurd. Viktor Bout has been in prison since 2012. Bout’s absence did not stop Putin from invading Ukraine. For all the talk of the Kremlin not being as aggressive in Ukraine, generations has been wiped out. Entire cities have been leveled with an estimated 600 billion euros of damage done so…

Thank you! Some women’s choices are objectively bad for women. We should not be afraid of saying that clearly, without equivocation. Jezebel understands Candace Bure’s choices serves the patriarchy. Yet they are bent on ostriching about Ratajkowski and her ilk also serve to uphold the patriarchy.