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Damn she thirsty.

"Remember that alien you fought this morning?"
"NOPE."

"his ascendance into heaven as some sort of cyber-Jesus in the final film"

Giving a homophobic movie the D seems appropriate.

Worth it for Melissa Benoist's rendition of Moon River. Unfortunately, the rest of the episode settled for clearing the lowest possible bar for success (fun enough, but distractingly incoherent) rather than using its songs to tell a proper story and develop its characters (that resolution was the lousiest possible

The faux 'personal connection' is just the way this sort of celebrity profile rolls. I remember reading a piece years ago, I think around the time of the first Captain America release, where the writer started wondering if she was falling in love with Chris Evans. It works to the advantage of both writer and subject

Like most attempts to generate clicks through outrage, these articles, both here and elsewhere (Jezebel), depend on the reader taking decontextualised quotes as proof and not reading the source material. It was exactly the same the last time this site tried to pull the trick with the heavily linked-to 'Jizzing Over

For someone who apparently 'suffered' for this interview, Selena Gomez seems quite upbeat about it and thankful towards the interviewer: https://www.instagram.com/p…

Reposting my (lightly edited) comment from the previous article, which vanished from the front page seemingly within minutes of my posting:

The ending really seems like nothing more than that: a somewhat arbitrary endpoint to a story which is little more than a framing device for the experience of gallivanting around Hyrule, digging up all its unexpected discoveries or just enjoying the freedom of traversing an enormous world. Hyrule Castle isn't even

Condoms are completely awful, though. Preventing the spread of STDs is undeniably essential, but I'm not going to put much blame on users when the only tool available is awkward to put on mid-passion, kills most if not all sensation for the guys (depending on sensitivity) and many women feel is less pleasurable for

Hopefully this won't take too much of a toll that his role as the thirteenth Doctor suffers.

To each their own, natch, but as far as ARMS goes, it's clearly far more nuanced than anything in 1-2-Switch, but for me it was not much more than a perfected Wii Boxing (the motion controls work flawlessly in both ARMS and 1-2) with character selection and movement. It was fun enough to play a few rounds, but unless

I played this at an event last Sunday. As someone who has owned every Nintendo home console since the NES and bought every one since the N64 at launch, I remain unconvinced. As Mr. Gerardi notes, a big part of that is the fact I'm just not as enthusiastic about gaming as I used to be and the ludicrous price points of

Is this a Hugo Drax origin story?

Loved the episode until the end, where it tanked by going for an easy out after previously handling a complex, divisive issue with nuance and strong character writing. Revealing Chuck to be as manipulative and cruel as Hannah had initially suspected, followed by the on-the-nose visual of the faceless women wandering

According to the NYT, evidence from prior accusations cannot normally be admitted, although Pennsylvania allows it when an accusation suggests behaviour similar enough that it could be perceived as a pattern. If it's anything like the UK - where this sounds like the Ched Evans retrial, but in reverse - these sorts of

I believe Bannon actually exec-produced Taymor's version. His love of the play is a big downer, because it's my favourite of Shakespeare's plays and somewhat tarred by association. I'd secretly love someone to ask Bannon why he likes the play so much, though, because I'd wager all he sees is the rape and mutilation

I seem to remember the original LoZ came with a paper map. I'd absolutely adore it if this game did the same so you could mark it in person.

This is the first videogame I've been genuinely excited for in as long as I can remember. Looks like everything I've hoped a Zelda would be since, well, 1986: as wonderful and superior as later entries have been, none have captured the sense of wonder and exploration and wandering Hyrule searching for secrets and