Opposition to the Margot Robbie piece is understandable, because it's essentially Cohen making his ego the story, rather than his subject, whom he uses as an excuse for pretentious blathering that tells us nothing whatsoever about her, other than the writer's inane projections. The Sky Ferreira and Renée Zellweger…

Everyone's going to jump on me for this, and for good reason really, but Football Manager. Not in the results, but the small details about players getting upset and/or demanding transfers for utterly ludicrous reasons, youngsters developing overblown reputations after only playing a handful of games, spates of big…

Already missing Claire in those eye-popping dresses - mind you, Caitriona Balfe looks magnificent in anything - and Jamie didn't look half bad either. Terry Dresbach and her team have done truly astonishing work on the series and it's great she's getting the support and recognition she deserves. VIVE LES FRASERS!

This becomes a lot funnier when you remember Brian Cox has long identified as a socialist. Champagne, anyone?

Tommy Lee Jones cannot sanction this buffoonery: http://www.cinemablend.com/…

I love Mamma Mia solely for giving us Pierce Brosnan singing SOS. He throws himself into it with such sincerity and gusto, a gloriously dad-being-unnecessarily-passionate-singing-karaoke performance, that it's at once hysterical and weirdly, genuinely wonderful. It's rare to get moments that loveably human in movies,…

Voting for Trump or out of the EU is indeed self-destructive and irrational for many of these people, when many of their communities and jobs are strongly dependent on EU funding. But you and I have the benefit of seeing that from the outside. These are people living in abject poverty, ignored in politics, denigrated…

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The people who overwhelmingly voted to leave the EU were the poorest, whose jobs, wages and self-esteem have been consistently diminished for years by unchecked globalisation and free movement. Immigration does have a net benefit, but that ignores the fact that while wages go up for the middle class and rich, they go…

Not sure why I never got around to watching this. It stars Timothy Dalton and young Jennifer Connelly, two people of whom I'm very fond for completely different reasons.

From the outset: I haven't seen this movie. I have a vague idea its themes are about acceptance and equality, and there's a DMV sloth who laughs very slowly in the trailer, but other than that, my knowledge is zilch. Ergo, I have no idea if what I'm about to say lines up in any way with the movie itself, it's just a…

Regarding Game Of Thrones, Britain won't officially be out of the EU for a couple of years, so if they really are planning on ending the series in season 8, it'll almost certainly make no difference whatsoever.

The series ends with Sansa Stark, Queen Of The Seven Kingdoms, looking out across the fields of corpses left in the wake of the battles which saw the White Walkers vanquished and her ascend to the Iron Throne. She vows that her first act as Queen will be one of healing and orders the building of a new hospital. "It…

First, I wish the show were actually being called Everblastin'. Whomever came up with that name deserves a medal.

So Dr. Shaw didn't die on the way back to her home planet? I was really looking forward to that cheapo title card and sworn affadavit that conforms to all applicable laws and statutes.

"Get some sleep, Jon Snow. We don't want you falling for any stupidly obvious trOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE"

His was a life well lived: lots of people have been saying what a lovely fellow he was, and he got to make out with Imogen Poots, Felicity Jones, Ashley Greene and Alexandra Daddario as part of his day job. Well played, that man.

No mention of the Hitlerwich (banana and crisps)? Must be served in a briefcase also containing fluffy handcuffs, a diary containing plans to stop the milk and invade Czechoslovakia, and a bomb.

I'm one of those odd people who only plays on Nintendo, so it's obviously Zelda - I mean, no-one's going to say that Paper Mario shambles or Pokemon Go, are they? It looks gorgeous in that very Nintendo way of covering up technical limitations with pastel-coloured artistry, the return to a NES-esque open world is…

Seven or eight minutes, you say?