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Quite excusable. To me, Keira Knightley will always be Ikea Knightley and Hugh Jackman will always be Huge Action.

Who Will Win The War? Charlize Theron, because this is a prequel and she's in the shitty movie that originated it. That case, as they say, is solv-ed. More pertinent question: what in the name of Bonaparte's balls are Emily Blunt and Jessica Chastain doing lowering themselves to this drivel? How much money could they

Don't know anything about Angela Bassett, but Rosario Dawson in Trek would be tremendous. She can project a perfect balance between humanity and bad-assery, and if memory serves, also speaks a bit of Klingon.

Certainly the last thing I'm trying to do is tell people what to believe or not to. Quite apart from the fact that divergent opinions are healthy in forcing you to challenge and potentially change your own, there's little more futile than being yet another lone voice on the internet telling people what to believe,

I replied to a similar(ish) question below from SludgeVohaul, it's more that BC and Clinton represent two very different sides of feminism to me (one I like very much, one not so much) and giving her a cameo feels (and I'm not denying this is entirely based on personal feeling) to me antithetical to the celebratory

No, more the fact none of her big media advocates seem to have much more to offer for reasons for their support than 'woman!' and it feels like Poehler in particular possibly using the show to push her preferred candidate. One of the great things about BC has always been its celebration of women being weird and insane

Adore this show, but the Clinton cameo has really, really soured my enthusiasm for it. More than I'd have thought, really, since even though she's the embodiment of the cynical career politician, I'd vote for her (if I were American) for being the most capable, by default, candidate from a comically poor selection.

Looks solid enough for a Paradise Towers adaptation. Jeremy Irons is an interesting choice for Kroagnon.

"I'm a very, very bad Hitler."

Look, Lois & Clark was fine for the '90s, but a remake seems more than a little unnecessary, especially while Supergirl… oh, I see. Disregard.

Goldfinger laid down the formula that would be followed, near enough note for note, for action movies for decades to come, while fully igniting the popularity of what must surely be acknowledged as cinema's most enduring action series. Bullitt is a good movie with a great car chase, but doesn't come close to

Should count his lucky stars he's not attracting cereal killers. HOLLA!

Hannah Simone's incredulous reaction shots are this show's secret weapon. Anytime something ridiculous is happening, her expressions as she silently watches the chaos escalate are never less than magnificent.

I mean, I can understand it, but don't think I've ever met anyone who doesn't see getting beaten by Peach in Mario Kart as an ultimate ignominy, or destroying her with a shell anything less than totally hilarious. She's just so delicate and princessy. Daisy's got some fly and Rosalina's badass as feck, being

"Because it's DULL, you twit! It'll HURT MORE!"

At best it seems to be polar-ising opinion.

"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend, and you've never watched Star Trek?"
"No."
*pause*
"Good Lord."

Everyone's a winner!

Saved Disney the trouble by writing the opening crawl for Episode VIII. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.