Boring, derivative and completely forgettable. Writing really was on the wall when he said he wrote it in 20 minutes.

So much for my side business selling Shark Repellent Bat-Spray.

In an editorial, yes. Opine away. In a news post, an outlet's responsibility is to report fact. Otherwise, we have no right to criticise Fox for reporting their stories with an insane, irrational bias. Not to mention that this article in no way even seeks to make 'a compelling case that an opinion is true'. It merely…

"Opinionated". Like Donald Trump is 'opinionated' about Mexicans. Worth pointing out that being opinionated is defined as being dogmatic, arrogant and presumptuous. It is absolutely nothing to be proud of, especially when you're a widely read media outlet encouraging the presumption of guilt. You are being utterly…

Yup. You'd think the media would have learnt something from that Rolling Stone debacle, but no chance. Accusation = guilt, apparently.

Just a shame we couldn't get there in time to prevent it.

I've lived most of my life in goo, but still know how to buy a lottery ticket.

Thanks, will do! I'll check for your name in my 'played' list next time I'm on. Enjoy!

You know something, you're getting my dander up, you grotty little man!

I made an adaptation of Inferno from the Divine Comedy yesterday, in no small part to see if I could do a better job than the ridiculous EA version from last gen. It's a little harder than I intended it to be, but should be pretty doable.

That was a bit glorious. As someone who gets no shortage of hypocritical SJWs, mob justice feminists and rabidly censorious so-called 'liberals' (in fact, quite the opposite) in my social media feed, the satire immediately hit home immediately. As the episode makes clear, the point is not that (some of) the causes…

DON'T YOU VICTIM-BLAME THE PIE

"Are you saying 'Booo' or 'Booo-lunt?'"

I'm a FlubChute man, myself. At least when I'm not QuackBanging or swirling clockwise to twenty past casual on Whorology.

Game Of Thrones producer on casting Richard E. Grant: "The audience love their Richard E. Grant! They want it, they need it, they positively adore it! And by Christ, while I've got air in my body they're going to get it! They're going to get it bigger and brighter and better. I'll put Richard E. Grant in their…

He's 46, three years older than Elba and one year younger than Craig, so assuming Craig does one more in three years' time, it'd be a stretch to expect him to anchor a major action franchise for any period of time. That said, he's outrageously fit and Tom Cruise is holding up extremely well at 53, but I still find it…

[WARNING: Settle in, because if you get me posting about Bond, it's going to be a long one]

He doesn't need to. He's already doing a blockbuster franchise with X-Men and seems for the most part more interested in taking challenging roles than huge money. It'd be surprising for me were he to continue down that road for anything other than one-off big budget pieces. The all-consuming nature of playing Bond -…

No, Roger Moore was referring to an earlier, joking remark he'd made about Cuba Gooding Jr being his choice for Bond. His 'English-English' remark was in reference to Gooding Jr being American. Neither ethnicity or Idris Elba were related to his answer in any way, other than the internet's need to be outraged about…

For someone who has written a Bond book and calls himself a fan, Horowitz seems to have little to no grasp of Fleming's character. Book Bond is terrifically adept at what he does, but certainly isn't the superhero of the films: he's prone to melancholy, boredom, makes mistakes and frequently finds himself on the end…