She's now wishing Hamm had given her a porking.

And Hamm is the most fabulous of the fabulous foods.

"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse."

I've never studied neurology so can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure this is exactly how science works.

McCurdy's just pissed off that Ariana is hogging all the Bibble.

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Getting better. At least the questions the show is posing finally have tangible consequences and meaning for the central plot arc, rather than stuff like 'How did Coulsen survive?' or 'Who are Skye's parents?', which would be good questions if we'd even had a hint as to what either answer has to do with anything, or…

Loneliness is undoubtedly an important recurring theme in the series, though I wouldn't say it's the one which ties the series together as a whole. For me, the idea at the heart of the show is a spin on the idea of it being the journey rather than the destination which matters.

Finally caught up with this show, it's fabulously good fun. I love how it doesn't even try to be subtle, just has a wonderful time killing a huge number of people in a variety of increasingly loopy, visually arresting ways. Poor Bev's Hirstification was great, as was Hannibal's cruel little grin when he was dicing up…

Not that I've ever watched it, but having perused the grades for previous episodes, why so down on Helix? Aside from last week's D, the show seems to have been consistently rated B almost every week, bar one B- and one A-. Is that really a sign of a show which can 'rapidly disintegrate belief in televised science…

Well, I shan't be sleeping soundly tonight.

He might be a bit old now, but I always thought Dennis Quaid would be a fantastic replacement. Not only does he look a lot like Harrison Ford, but he's got the smirk and moves in quite a similar way. Otherwise, Aaron Eckhart could probably do the job quite nicely, but there's something about Bradley Cooper which just…

When two players own properties the other wants and any semblance of a fair deal is naturally rejected by both sides, it should be settled with a good old fashioned punch-up. It's going to happen anyway - I mean, Monopoly - so might as well integrate it into the game, and other players can bet on the outcome (then…

Yay, Shogun Assassin! Is it sacrilege that I prefer the American version to the (two) original Japanese movies? There's something about that voice-over which just sets the perfect mood for a trashy samurai bloodbath, and the per-minute entertainment value is through the roof, coherent plot be damned. Love, love, love…

Bit sick of the X-Men movies, but McAvoy, Fassbender, Stewart, McKellan, Lawrence and Dinklage? I'm down, yo.

And Dean Cain as Superman somehow!

I've almost completely lost interest in the show this season, so this is a definite plus for me. Can't fault Adam Reed for trying something new, but he seemed to run out of stories for the Vice premise awfully quickly and the whole Cherlene thing felt weirdly out of nowhere at best, drawn up to sell an album at worst.…

The Parliament of the Daleks is probably a more civil forum than GB, especially when arguing over the silliness of the Daleks having a Parliament.

One of the many, many brilliant things about classic Simpsons is how even reading descriptions of the jokes is hilarious. Last week's 'pelican lands on Homer's head and drops a fish down his trousers' had me in stitches without even re-watching the episode, and Milhouse fantasizing about gunning down his parents and…

I'm ashamed to say I may have laughed a little upon reading that Russell Davies had to console poor Helen for over an hour over the phone after she had the misguided confidence to peruse Outpost Gallifrey (or Gallifrey Base now) to read all the lovely comments.