They’re just trying to save us from the Reapers and a controversial ending, Dude!

I wonder if the secret service would actually just let you do it (after they saw what was in the bag)

Duh!

right!

I noticed Splinter seems to hate most democratic candidates, and especially ones trying to appeal to a more centrist group.

I know, right?

What?!?! That’s like WITCHCRAFT!!!1!

I’m sorry, I missed a memo...

You just need to Orange-Shift that star, a bit...

+1 “Flyers Win! Let’s Have a Riot!”

+1 John McCain

Hey!

DOH!

Yeah, but Rockwell killed it in two great films:

I posted a long series of “Knock-Knock” jokes about macroeconomics in a thread one time...

Then it wasn’t a very good joke... so my apologies.

That S-U-X.

Want me to trade in my Harley or Suzuki as well?

are you sure?  even in Denver?  they don’t measure “stones”?

Sort of... that guy with the record (I think his name is Billy) “It” was talking about did actually run into Hamilton, but in all fairness he was on a LOT of tequila at the time...