Don’t blame the Tesla owners...

I have a Fusion Plug In, and I like to charge up when I can...

“Working for Trump is Like... Oh!... Like... Wow!... Like OMG, I’m here!  I... I... Can’t believe it!”

One day we’re going to catch Pence with a Feather Boa dancing to Abba.

I’m sure you were joking, but that’s from the Tesla 3 build check.

I don’t know... you look like you lost a little weight, and those slacks really help minimize your [ahem] “Cargo Area”

We all know why he is the most qualified to work with Gruden: I heard he’s red-green color blind.

Definition of Schadenfreude:

Hey Captain Crossfit!

“And now Washington Fans, welcome your new starting Quarterback Joe Flacco!”

I thought that was a facepainted chief’s fan, but that was just Gruden upping his hue to “Fire Engine”

Why stop at just Sports Cross Metaphors

AND that last part wasn’t even in the original pledge...

Welcome to the world of Biking!

A Bronx Tale?

Put the eggnog down: this Xmas Cheer has blinded you to some quality snark...

“But the RULES clearly state NO Hoodies at the MALL!  Why do you NOT follow the rules?”

This is just SO delicious! The sheer stupidity and “I knew this was going to happen” make me feel like Nostradamus at a Bills game...

It’s so sweet... can’t handle the schadenfreude... going into coma... seeing red on Gruden’s face..........

Duh...