If you're going to give Ford shit about Lincoln, how about giving every single plebe based luxury car in existence shit about its existence as well?

Now, I'm no technical expert, but I think I've found the problem: that guy has none of his four wheels on the ground. I'm pretty sure you need at least one or two on the ground if you want to race.

You think it's real easy, yeah? Well you should try making the whole thing up it's a real pain in the arse.

You know what really happened to her in the Forbidden Forest don't you?

Pahahaha - I'll be on the lookout for you. If you see an S4 Wagon (in a vulgar shade of blue) or an old blue 911 coupe with a wagging index finger out the window, you'll know who it is. :)

Interestingly, over the last few weeks, I've actually found myself waving my index finger in a "no-no" fashion at drivers who engage in poor behavior. I think that it does work - it's non-aggressive and non-challenging. Just a simple tsk-tsk. For road ragers, I use a different tactic and tend to give them a friendly…

Diplomats, and foreign nationals... jesus. Go walk down M street in Georgetown on any given evening. Crowded, tons of traffic, people all over the place, and yet they still find a way to do wheel chirping launches in their orange Lamborghini spyder amid the stop and go. As much as the car guy in me wants to say…

My favorites are the Diplomats honestly.

Yep - I think that you've pretty much nailed the hierarchy. I will say that MD drivers are the most susceptible to being absolutely clueless left-lane slow drivers.

Booyah! Suck it Baltimore! We have worse drivers than you, beating y'all once again.

Sadly, the Post doesn't explore the reasons for Washingtonians' general driving awfulness. I was once told it's because so many people here are transplants from other places, here only because they work in government and politics, and thus we end up with an assortment of the worst drivers from everywhere in the…

How much is a new Miata? Exactly.

Am I the only one who liked the pop-up bugeye Miata better than the current front end?

You know the Germans make good stuff.

No.

I have no idea what are you referring to. Chernobyl killed thousands, and will keep doing for a long time with cancer and abortions all around. A flood is bad, but that part of Ukraine won't be radiation free for another 900 years or so.

Yeah, we're going to do a lot of different types of cars. We're looking into doing that Bugatti Veyron that went into the water.

Wasn't exactly in pristine condition before they "ruined" it.

I think I see a hidden electrical fly a kite joke in there...

You left out the best part, Matt, where you sent me a Facebook friend request right after you published this suggesting I be fired. Or the part where you suggested I leave the scene of the accident in the back seat of your car before the police arrived.