I’ve already thought this through. A while ago, just for fun, before the PowerBall’s insane jackpot even made the news.

A small wind turbine sticking out under the car that spins with the wind flowing under the car and generates the electricity to power the sunroof motor. Not moving? Sorry, can’t close the sunroof. Hit a pothole? Nope. Broken off. Sunroof stuck forever.

emotionless, basic luxury-car design.

maybe this time they’ll make the panel gaps smaller than that between two awkward middle schoolers at 8th Grade Formal.

Undoubtedly an MK6 Volkswagen Jetta 2.5 SEL. The wheels are Joda Alloys (non black), and the brushed aluminum trim strip along the Windows looks identical also. Th headlights also have the slants in all the right places, and because they're blurry I can see why one would say MB C-Class or Pontiac G6. It also has the…

We had a windstorm and I was in my MKIV VW Golf. I’m in love with the wind; so I had my windows down, music blasting. I was cruising happily along a high-speed twisty back country road when part of a house by the side of the road flew off and smashed down to the road, to late for me to even attempt to avoid it. My…

that's no fun!

Hell, I'd buy it solely because it seems to be the only MK3 volkswagen out there with no rust.

Today, it downpoured in the Finger Lakes region of New York where I live. I have an MK4 Golf 2-Door on snow tires, so I was pretty much sliding around more than I would have liked. Anyway, since I had such little grip, I decided to try and teach myself to drift a front-wheel-drive car. Now, keep in mind, I am not an…

Wow. That is definitely some value-tastic pricing, along with the gorgeous sheet metal and simple interior. I love it!

Volkswagen. Definitely not Truth In Engineering.

Neutral: How Should VW Revamp Its Image?

I feel bad for Nissan. Competing in the minority with the Tundra against the big three MURICA trucks from Detroit.

I like the clean, simple lines and large lower front air dams. Very classy. Makes the headlights really pop. Also, I love how that belting creases so sharply and runs from the wing mirror all the way back, instead of back to front like on a normal car. That thing could come out today and look fine.

the freedom from traffic. if cars are your life, you wouldn't want to be stuck in a fucking Mercury Marquis.

I LOVE the Tiguan so much. Seriously. I know everyone hates it compared to the Ford Escape but let’s be real. The Tiguan looks and feels classes above inside and out, and drives fantastically. Maybe it's just me, but the Tiguan is a damn fine handler. It may be light on technology and high on price, but I would…

(Unpopular opinion) I love this car, and all Minis for that matter. They're fun and sure, their interiors may not be as nice as say, a Volkswagen Beetle or similar retro hatchback, they do take risks in design and their entire ethos. I dig it.

sorry guys, I like the Passat more than my F30.

I have seen quite a few, yes.

Tavarish has always been one of my favorite Jalopnik writers. His car finds are always entertaining and they give me hope for the future. Anyone hating on this latest one can fuck off, because there's nothing wrong with showin off the declining prices of a beautiful car. Give him a break.