It is what it is, and I have plenty of options of games to play that not playing this won’t be the end of the world and I know From won’t lose any sleep over my missed sale. I don’t know what Sekiro’s options look like, but if they are anything like DS or BB that means that a lot of the adults I work with who have…

If you start the game in easy mode it is offline only. Problem solved.

I’ve tried almost everything on this list as well others when starting From games and while I appreciate you giving suggestions, these just don’t work for me. Basically I just have accepted that FS doesn’t want or need me as a customer. I have bought all their games used so I just return them when I realize they…

Man, I’m sad. I really wish I could play this game, but if it has the same difficulty of the other From games, I just know I won’t be able to. I have tried all the Souls games and BB (multiple times), whatever it takes to be good at those games, I don’t have it. I don’t understand why they refuse to put an easy mode…

Nah, you’re racist because in an article about how lives and livelihoods were literally stolen from people of color across every year this country has existed, you decided to make the narrative about all the awesome things white people have done. You sound like a racist adjacent white nationalist. Better?

I don’t want you to take this any way, except exactly how I am saying it: you seem extremely racist.

My 4K-3 school doesn’t even teach history/social studies anymore. It’s math and ELA with science for a half hour three days a week. We are well and truly fucked.

I have that Tyson code tattooed around my arm. It has been burned into my brain since I was a kid. A friend bet me I wouldn’t get it tattooed on myself and said he would pay for it if I actually did it. Hey, free tattoo.

As I do with every Castlevania article (not enough if you ask me), here is my college roommate beating the first one without ever getting hit. Grainy recording because it was done on VHS (pre-DVD and digital recording days). Took him about 2 months of solid play to do it.

Oh at this point I’ve already had 6 beers. I just feel weird not eating before my seventh. And I microwave the pot pies, it only takes 4 minutes.

From the land of skyblue waters friend!

Oh I totally agree with that. That is definitely the way to go, but usually I have 12-14 Hamm’s or Stroh’s waiting for me afterwards to help get me through teaching grade school the next day so I gotta make it and slug it down fast.

What the ever loving fuck???!!!

I will be brutally honest that if you are a bag of crap single guy in his 40s like me who just wants to eat something before he can open his first beer without feeling guilty, those red box ones are not bad at all when you nuke them and it only take four and a half minutes.

Last year I ran into a towel hook (1 cm x 1 cm square shaped at the end roughly) in my bathroom in the middle of the night. My specialist surgeon described the damage by saying “Imagine a basketball being crushed by a pneumatic press, it blows out on both sides.” This was not enjoyable to hear hours after emergency…

I am a single guy in my 30s with a decent amount of expendable income. I buy pretty much every system at launch and then upgrade it when a new version becomes available. This is going to be the first time in a few generations that I am going to pass on a system. I just don’t have any faith that it is something I would…

I wish when something like this was made, the companies responsible would credit the artists. Unless, I am missing it, and someone can point me in the right direction. I always like signal boosting artists on social media, especially for great socially conscious work like this. Especially in the comics industry where…

Yeah, I get it. I lived in areas like that for many years. It was eye opening when I settled where I am now and all of a sudden, even if I was willing to pay (and even pay more), I was always just told no. It’s not even possible because it would cost us too much money to provide it to your area.

Jesus christ please don’t remind me of this lol. I remember when this happened, I was running a Gamestop in Florida and all of a sudden we had a bunch of preteens and their moms coming in asking for a game that was long out of print that no one had cared about for years and they were all pissed we didn’t have it. As…

Yup. According to the US census bureau I live in an urban area. I can assure you, I don’t. Guess what I can’t get in my “urban area,” high speed internet.