it’s just so moronic and makes us look like assholes.

I don’t mind a three hour movie at home when I can pause and go to the bathroom when I please. Sitting through the entirety of Infinity War without getting up sucked. I would rescind all my complaints about overly long movies if we went back to having an intermission.

The main reason I am excited to see this movie in the theater: It is only 2 hours long! The trend of superhero movies ballooning to almost three hours is the most obnoxious thing to me. 

I get what you are saying, and I have just come to accept that this is the way things are now, but I hate that we are now in a world where every movie has to introduce maguffins for the next movie and even if the movie sucks, we can at least shrug our shoulders and say, “at least we got to see a character and a rock…

Oh totally. I don’t know enough about Pokemon canon to understand why there hasn’t been genocide after genocide on a global scale in those worlds. Maybe everyone is nicer because they don’t have firearms that make them afraid of their own shadow.

I would love to see a Pokemon game with a Poke-NRA demanding that guns be allowed in gyms and Poke-centers for the protection of the children. Then you show up at a school and your Litten starts offering thoughts and prayers in honor of the 16 dead Pokemon trainers who lost their lives there a few short months ago.…

To me, Kingdom Hearts just doesn’t have a story. If I look at it that way, it makes it easier for me to justify playing it. I play it because I enjoy the combat and visiting the varied worlds. If I was playing it for the story, I would have given up long ago. If you play it and enjoy the story, more power to you, that…

This comment should have approximately 4,000 more stars than it does.

When does the “You can fuck off back to under whatever bridge you came from” movement start? I’m 100% behind that.

I always laugh when I hear an ad for Jezebel’s Dirtcast because even the people who do the show sound embarrassed to be publicly discussing celebrity gossip. Saying things like, “we talk about the celebrities you love to hate.” Every ad even includes how they talk about Scientology as if every episode discusses…

Yeah I am literally not shocked that a Kardashian would treat someone like garbage and side with the piece of shit she should actually be blaming for this mess. I literally couldn’t care less about celebrity culture or anyone involved in this story, but everyone except for Woods involved in this story sound like…

I also picked up the Nier: Automata GOTY edition this week and I plan on restarting that.

I am about to hit the final chapter of DQ11 so that will be my main focus (besides seeing my girlfriend and her daughter). I’m also going to play a bit more of Far Cry: New Dawn which I am actually enjoying more than I thought I would. 

Unfortunately, I see no way beyond this. The horse is out the barn door and we are going to be continually stuck with presidents and politicians who cater to the lowest common denominator with empty, xenophobic promises. You can close as many loopholes as you want, but one loophole you can’t close easily is the…

It’s situations like this when I realize just how petty and silly sports fans can be and how hockey fans can be some of the worst. I remember living in Tampa and the discussion around do you boo Marty St. Louis when he came back as a Ranger. Acknowledge what the guy did for your franchise and move the fuck on. I was…

Well, all they did was probably solidify in Tavares’ mind that he made the right decision. He is one of the best players in Isles history, and in no way should he be faulted for getting all he is worth on the open market. I always fucking hate when fans are like this. It’s not like he went out with both middle fingers…

The fact that Jared and Ivanka were able to get security clearances says all I need to know about the structure of our federal government and how compromised it is in terms of its ability to function as intended. I wouldn’t say it is broken irreparably, but we are way the fuck beyond duct tape at this point.

Honest question: has a franchise ever fallen from favor with their own fans and with fans in general since the Chicago Cubs after 2016? Let’s review:

Yup. I have played through one and two and watched the majority of the other games on YT or watched synopsis videos and sorry, but this shit makes no sense. I am in the same boat as you. I am glad people like it. I am glad it is doing well. However, you can do both of those things and still admit that the narrative of…