I had to fight myself to finish Far Cry 5. The scripted sequences were awful, the gunplay while fun got very repetitive very fast, and I loathed the ending. I own the season pass, but I traded the game in before even starting any of it because I just didn’t care anymore. FC5 easily wins my award for most disappointing…

I once made the mistake of telling a classroom that I hate that fucking dance and now when I see any of them in the halls they all immediately stop what they’re doing and start flossing. I live in a hell of my own making.

As a grade school teacher, I can wholeheartedly endorse that my kids would have no fucking idea what to do when we ask them to stand still if they couldn’t Floss. I think they may actually explode.

I happy that the dog is hopefully going to get a new owner with less blood on his hands! That’s the best thing I can say about George HW Bush.

That lady had the most half-hearted ass defense of her man I have ever seen. 

I hate to say it, but I feel at this point they could run the table on their schedule next year winning every game 100-0 and the committee would still find a way to keep them out and we all know why.

UCF is an excellent football team, but they are not playing the best competition week-in, week-out.

I only live three hours away from Green Bay and I am preparing for the cheese curd shortage. 

Yeah, that’s what we should be arguing about here: the semantics of the phrase “role-playing game.” You didn’t just miss the forest for the trees, you shot past the entire fucking continent.

“It was just a late night of having fun and after the first encounter (seen on my channel) we felt it would be fun to offend them somehow,” he said. “You can call that evil but I think it’s just playful immaturity.”

I was a Bears fan for a long time, and let me tell you how much me and most Bears fans would have killed to have a QB of Rodgers or Favre’s caliber for our HC to ruin after winning a super bowl. The only thing worse than the embarrassment of riches at QB the Packers have had for the last 25 years is how bad they have…

McCarthy, like Rodgers, is an alpha male.

Seriously, the Clash at Demonhead version of that song is so fucking good that I pretty much consider it the real version now, even though I know that is a totally shitty thing to do. I just love it so much.

That definitely beats out any list that includes Drake.

I will always enjoy the shit out of this movie, just because I love the shit out of Edgar Wright. It has some really fantastic cameos and performances. That said, when I saw this in the theater, it was packed and it may have been the most insufferable “nerd” group I have ever been around. Like, I get it, I love The…

I am in 100% agreement, and I have a family member who is currently on a 4-year scholarship at one of the most expensive D1 schools in the country. I have to ask when I see him if it is okay if I buy him dinner or help him with groceries because playing football and going to school is literally a full-time job for…

I lived off Juneau and Van Buren for 3 years and would stumble to the one on Wells multiple times a week after leaving the bar. Even though I haven’t lived in MKE in ten years, the main guy who works there still remembers me when I go in the few times a year I visit there. Good memories.

A quick google search shows me they aren’t related. I guess I (stupidly) just assumed they were. It isn’t even that good of pizza, they just delivered late and I think their number was easy to remember in those pre-cell phone days. If I had gone to Marquette, I probably would have died from Real Chili poisoning. That…

Pizza Shuttle is pretty much an institution on the UW-Milwaukee campus too (along with Oakland Gyros). I don’t ever remember seeing any commercials for it ever though.

Awesome. I’ll order it tonight. I do have a Spike Jonze DVD that has all the videos he did with them on it, but I want to have the rest.