I have 18 fucking crimes left to complete in all of Manhattan to 100% the base game. The I can finally start this. Glad I have a five day weekend.

Are you a business owner? Can you show me on your tax return the line where it shows how much higher you pay in taxes because a tiny fraction of people get tattoos on their faces?

I was thinking the same thing yesterday. Why does this game have an almost 20gb download? And that EULA is weird as shit. Is this game haunted or something?

As someone who instantly turns on subtitles when I start a game, the industry standard line is BS. I can’t even recall the last game I played that didn’t give me an option to turn on/off subtitles. I would say probably the only place it is not a standard is the announcers in sports games.

Yeah, I decided not to watch the game so I could play more Spider-Man, but my parents were watching in the other room. I finally got into a rhythm of running into the room every time I heard Tessatore scream, which was approximately every 45 seconds. 

So basically, I can trade in the game without worrying about anything? I don’t even care about the season pass at this point. The game disappointed the hell out of me on a lot of levels. The side quests were insufferable to figure out and gave no hints at all. I get that there are sections where you can only use a bow…

Was anyone listening last night when Collinsworth and Michaels said that John Madden invented the word “doink”? 

I can’t stop reading them, yet I don’t watch wrestling. My ex-brother-in-law has WWE network so I borrowed his account and watched the most recent PPV before the Saudi Arabia one and I had to fast forward through half of it, because it is so much bullshit for so little wrestling. It is like the NFL just with no…

This is one of the longest stories about two shitty people feuding I have ever read. It’s pretty much an unfunny version of that HBO show Vice Principals.

I literally only ever listen to it when I have listened to every other podcast on my list and it just shows up because I stupidly subscribed to it once like a year ago. I turned it on for the hell of it a week before the midterms and wanted to put an ice pick in my ears. These guys really are awful.

This sounds like a no-brainer, which means the only way that it will pass is when republicans demand they will only vote for it if they add a rider demanding that all babies are allowed to open carry guns or something.

This is good content creation. Sorry, I mean “reporting.”

As someone who was the only salaried reporter for an entertainment magazine in the pre-social media era of reporting, all I can say is, there is no fucking way covering a sports team the way this guy actually wants is a part-time job and there is no way anyone should do it for less that a salary with benefits.…

One of my best friends in college was a 6'3", 325 lbs bear of a human. Another friend’s mom was a seamstress and we had her sew him a full body Pikachu costume to wear for halloween one year. It was one of the weirdest, most adorable things I have ever seen. I wish I still had pictures of it.

Yeah, I’d like to know too since active shooters drills at the grade school where I teach are just accepted as a way of life now. The kids don’t even bat an eye at it. Maybe if we change each 2A nut one mind at a time people will be safe by the year 2964.

As a book hoarder, I tend to buy a lot of the CE hardcover strategy guides and then never even end up using them. I just like how they look on my shelf. This makes me sad, but I can’t say I’m surprised.

Have you heard about our lord and savior the 2009 Saints?

I don’t disagree with that and it is a good point. I hate marketing and crap like this to a fault, because of what companies like Blizzard do. So I am sorry if it sounds like I am letting Blizzard off the hook. Showing this the way they did and promoting it at the show like this is was a stupid decision. However, I do…

Hey man, no offense, but you and a lot of other people are calling this a cash grab mobile without playing a single second of it. I get that Blizz is primarily a PC company, but Apple was also once primarily a computer company. Shit changes and I am kinda over people disparaging the work that a lot of folks probably…

I mean, the answer here is quite simple: don’t get so wrapped up in the products of a single company that you spend close to four figures on what is essentially a trade show. And especially don’t get mad when they don’t announce or show the thing that they specifically said they were not going to announce or show at…