“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”

Clearly this happened last year because anyone watching Russell this year knows he can’t hit a thing.

That escalated quickly.

What’s next, a retrospective on early-aughts dead baby jokes?

As football season gets closer, my wife and I get almost annoying at sneaking this up on each other. “Looks like we’ve got another citizen who isn’t ready for some football.”

I came here for one reason - this. Thank you.

But are you really ready for some football?

JFC. By the end of the day, truthers will be saying Curry hacked LeBron on the way up.

You say Petrino, and I say Pitino... Petrino, Pitino, Pitino, Petrino, let’s stick our dick where it don’t belong!

This comment has new meaning in 2017.

Look Bill Snyder gets very upset about drugs, just like that young Hollywood starlet Nancy Davis. Anyway, laudanum will wreck your life as quick as the drink. And that’s why Snyder supports temperance too.

“That young man was in our program for less than two years.”

Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

HEY WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST RESPONDERS AND FIRE FIGHTERS AND TROOPS HUH LEBABY????/

Wow. Two bullshit calls at the end of the game giving the Pens a 5-on-3 and a chance to get back in it? How did NHL ‘94 get the refs so on point?

(PFT Commenter excluded)

They’re betting the under.

This hurts worse than when Chris Berman died.

This makes up for the bulk of Twitter’s crimes, which are legion.

Just when you begin to lose faith in humanity....