my god, do your parents know you’re on the internet?

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

Not really surprising. Drunk college guys are some of the worst—as an Asian-American guy myself, I heard the full gamut of slant-eyes, small-penis, “fucking chink” insults yelled at me. I went to college around the same time as Lin—and a pretty good one, if not quite Ivy League.

Jesus man. You didn’t have to pull out the receipts like that.

You’d think losing the world series would be the easiest time to let it go.

As someone who has never been to Cincinnati, I like Cincinnati chili. Full disclosure: I’m a fat white guy. 

It’s like the slogan of the Cubs franchise from 1909-2014

And apparently the game didn’t sell very well in the U.K (less than Dishonored 1 and 2 from what I read and even less than Deus Ex: Mankind Divided). I imagine if the reviews were up some days before launch more people would know the game and would be interested in buying it, especially because it’s a really good one.

Here’s the transcript:

They actually are in this case, but I still stand by the joke on the strength of the many others who get their scholarships pulled after injury, or subjective coach decisions.

At least the school is sure to do the honorable thing and fund his final two nonplaying years. That’s how college scholarships work, right?

But I thought Thomas and Martha Harvey were loaded.

Thanks for reminding me that VCRs were still a thing back in 2002... :)

F***ing awesome, I love that game. Thanks for sharing! (If only they had recorded the reaction!)

Jeez people have hobbies. I was making light fun not trying to shit on dude.

I’ve now built a whole elaborate scenario in my head where your cat shows up for shifts, clocking in and out, and goes home at night to his or her own apartment, with a spouse and kittens who need a roof over their head and cans of tuna and tuition money, so the invoices keep going up.

Jesus, he looks broken in that video.... Does he have PTSD from the incident?

Those were simpler times, when the star QB could teabag female university employees without fear of retribution.

aren’t you probably an idiot?