No. 4. Randy’s IROC. You don’t fuck with Randy’s IROC.

I called my friend Matéo, the same friend who had suggested that I get back into online dating, and asked for his advice.

I saw an episode of What Would You Do? once, where these people were standing outside with Donald Trump signs, and no one was punching them in the face. Well, I certainly wasn’t going to be the guy on TV who walked by these people and didn’t punch them in the face. I think I’ll come off well when they air it.

As a student of the game...I still don’t understand why a hit after the player no longer has the puck is considered legal. Like the sliding scale for “traveling” in basketball, this seriously annoys the fuck out of me and encourages playing the body over puck management.

Want to reduce injuries and keep hockey from…

He just always says the wrong thing, like he has cancer of the mouth or something.

I don't see how he can say he's "doing fine" he's wearing an adjustable hat backwards.

The lady is not Travis’s sidepiece, she’s his fiancée.

Cards against humanity?

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

This guy deserves his business to go, like, mega-bankrupt.

Why would they stop this? It’s awesome! The best part is how for most of us our fandom is a byproduct of our upbringing so insulting us for it is like hating us for what hospital we were born in, so we can’t just switch allegiances because a website that the Hulk outsmarted enjoys mocking us. I hope this lasts all…

This game was friggin’ fantastic from start to finish.

Deadspin please respect the guy who thinks the Reds have a shot in hell of winning this division.

Which odds are more astronomical: the ball finding that gap in the netting, or it finding an occupied seat at a Rays game?

If this is an issue to you as a (I assume) native of Wisconsin...remember that the next time you are in the voting booth.

Bill Johnson is really well liked from everything I know here in Milwaukee, so this is going to reverberate.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

As long as we can also agree that he didn’t have the highest WAR last season, at all, by any stretch of accounting or imagination. He did lead the league in Bret The Hitman Hart impressions though, and I feel like that should factor in.

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”