I wish I could star this 1,000 times.

This is been one of my favorite twitter accounts for a few months. So many of them are straight gold.

Oops that was supposed to say one person each year. I am an idiot.

It is seriously a destination wedding spot in Wisconsin. In the last ten years I have known at least one person who has gotten married there. I have attended exactly zero of those weddings.

Yeah I get that. I gave up on the NFL years ago, but I still watch a lot of college. Part of it is because I have a family member who plays D1 so I never miss his games. He has a lot of friends he played with in high school who also play D1 so I follow them. Honestly though, when he is done I am gonna have a lot…

Living in WI for 28 of my 38 years on earth, I can honestly say the worst thing about it has always been Packers fans. There isn’t even a close second. For every good Packers fan there are 20 terrible ones who wear “Drink Wisconsinibly” shirts under their Clay Matthews jersey, treat Lambeau like some goddamn Mecca,…

Why did I click on that fucking link???? Goddammit.

Agreed. These articles are the most NFL I get every year and way better than sitting down and actually watching the product on the field.

I am getting a collectors edition to keep sealed, a regular edition to play, the Samus 3DS, strat guide, and 2 amiibos. This game is gonna set me back almost $350 and I consider it well worth it. The 15th (and the 29th for my SNES classic) can’t come fast enough.

If I was St Peter, I would escort straight through the gates, no questions asked.

Gotta love the folks who are like, “I know we are run by a morally, corrupt asshole who represents everything wrong with this country, but I just can’t stop.”

I did not know this and after reading the story behind this it makes me love him even more.

Oh don’t get me wrong, they still love Rodgers, but shit like what he did today coming out in support of Kaepernick means they will never see him as a good ole boy one of their own like they did with Favre. If one of the Watt brothers played QB, they would have no problem dropping Rodgers for one of them.

Agreed. I grew up a Bears fan but dumped them and no longer have a team. I actually really like Rodgers and wish him the best but all the mouth-breathing Packers fans I deal with on a daily basis means I can never really hope he wins.

Yup, I thought the same thing. Where I live in Southern WI it is mostly Matthews for some reason and it is mind-boggling. Quick way to weed out people I would never date though. Whenever I tell people I am from Wisconsin but not a Packers fan and they ask why, my response is always, “because of Packers fans.”

I’d swallow cyanide.

Oh don’t get me started on that asshole. Everyone here fucking loves Wilson because he played one fucking year at Wiscy. Bring up that Kaepernick was actually born in Wisconsin and watch them get pissed. The joke is that any black guy in GB probably plays for the Packers but they actually assume that up there. I have…

One of the worst parts about living in WI are the mouth-breathing Packers fans who look for any reason whatsoever to fellate the Watt family as if they are Wisconsin’s first fucking family or something. They swear that if only the packers could find a way to get the two Watt’s on the roster they will never lose again.…

Jesus Christ. None of my stories are that bad. In the 8 years I lived there I visited the trip four times and was ready to leave as soon as I walked in. That said, next time you are in the area, the Phillies spring training stadium in Clearwater up the road is amazing and a much nicer place to watch a game.

Worst baseball stadium I have ever been to by a wide margin.