Javy even makes striking out swinging on three straight breaking balls over and over look cool.

I flipped that flag off every time I drove past it when I lived down there. Fucking disgrace.

Alcohol and tobacco ruined my motor years ago, sorry.

Sarlacc monster

Whew, I only got 7, do I still make the team?

For $40 it’s a no-brainer for me.

I never had an issue with this when I worked in magazines (I wrote for a national magazine so I would have been fired instantly if I even joked about a placeholder like this), but I fucked up big time in my high school job.

Yeah my teacher in my sports journalism class showed us this in 2001 or so. Never knew the whole story behind it. Great article!

Just a typo on my part. The tattoo doesn’t actually say it, it’s just the picture of the fish. Good catch.

Tried it, enjoyed it but sucked at it. It is like Overwatch for me. I get the appeal but I am fucking terrible at it and the team-based nature of it means that every time I play it, I feel terrible for holding other people down. At least when I play MK8 online, I am the only one paying the price when I come in 10th.

My issue is I don’t really do multiplayer. I am terrible at it. I tried Splatoon 2 and as fun as it was, I was terrible at it so I couldn’t justify $60 for it. Isn’t ARMS primarily a MP game too? I tend to avoid primarily multiplayer games except for MMOs.

Movie prop story! I used to work in the comic book division of an auction house. They had just started a Hollywood memorabilia division and the guy who ran it is the guy that played Lisa Simpsons’s sax on the show. I have a Simpsons tattoo (Fighting Hellfish) so we got along great (he gave me an autographed script).…

Best decision of my life!

Yeah it is pretty fucking amazing. I zoomed through Zelda, crushed through Shovel Knight again, and picked up the amazing Cave story since I had never played it. Really fucking excited for Mario vs. Rabbids and Mario Odyssey in the next few months. Between those two, spending way too much fucking money on the new…

Here, i’ll add another badass Wu to the pile.

I’ve always liked this guy!

It was a challenge to say the least.

‘Twas a sad day when the Kidrockawa tribe slaughtered the Bawitdaba tribe. Luckily the Bangtabangdiggydiggy tribe has kept up their heritage for all these generations.

The only way you could get me to watch this is the promise of an extinction level event or if both fighters were donating all proceeds to a battered women’s shelter. The extinction level event is 1,000 times more likely.

“This is cat-nerd stuff”