Whoever directed this has no sense of storytelling. They were all over the place. I need a fucking clear narrative arc and I didn’t get one. Full disclosure, I am a Michigan fan so I am hoping his next directorial effort shows some growth.

Why was he kidnapping a girl in the middle of the video?

Question: how hard are the battles in this game? I have tried tactics games like FE and FF Tactics but am terrible at them. I have always loved the look of the Disgaea games but the tactical nature of it has scared me away. This review has me seriously considering it though.

I haven’t seen someone fail this hard at trying to get a female to hold his hand since me in the 7th grade.

Kesler and Perry alone are so hateable.

After how bad they dismantled my Hawks, I have been sincerely pulling for the Preds to win the cup. I have loved watching Subban his entire career and would love to see him win it all. If Pitt wins their series, the finals is shaping up to be super fun to watch. Plus another year without a cup for Kesler is fine in my…

Oh I don’t disagree. I work with kids with disabilities every day. I will take any step towards progressing towards that goal and the additions to this Mario Kart are very welcome.

I once met a guy with the same name as mine at an old job (our name is not very common). We used to joke that one of us had to kill the other. At least I hope he was joking. He sure is taking his sweet time if not.

Mario Kart can work great right now for people with disabilities. Smart steering and auto accelerate is a great addition for people who may not be able to play the game otherwise.

I would rather a million children with disabilities get games that they can play than see another mini-NES or Amiibo come off the assembly line for whiny man-babies and scalpers.

As someone who works with students with disabilities, any game that can help children and make them feel more included in a hobby they all desperately want to be a part of is good for me. Good on Nintendo.

Oh fuck. I am the only uncle my nephew has. Am I legally required to become that guy now? I’m not ready yet.

I was lucky enough to find three Zelda amiibo (8-bit link, TP link, and BoW hose rider link) a month or so before the Switch came out and bought them for retail price in case I wanted to use them with the game. I am so glad I did. I refuse to pay more than MSRP for an amiibo and I haven’t seen a single one since…

Agreed. I will never forget manning our booth by myself and having Mark Hamill just walk up and start chatting with me. I was floored. Definitely wouldn’t happen anymore.

I am lucky that I was able to go to Comic-Con as a reporter for a comic book magazine in 2002 and 2003. Being there working is an experience I will never forget. However, 15 years later, there is no way in hell I would pay to go. It was insane back then and from what I have been told by people it is even worse now.

“It’s a sad day for those who can’t afford passes for San Diego Comic-Con.”

I get it Jabrill, “Molly” was also my favorite Sponge song.

So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

One of my good friends growing up is Asian (his parents are from South Korea). In small town Wisconsin he heard it a ton growing up. Kids suck.

As a skinny white guy, I concur. I go to Skyline in Clearwater, FL whenever I visit my sister.