Sigh. This article should just be copied with “clickbait” replaced with “fake news.” Both terms have lost all meaning with how they are used these days vs. what they actually are.

Jesus Christ, I could feel my brain cells seeping out while reading that.

Goddamn Lalafels.

Nope sorry. Michael Jordan was married and he sucked at baseball!

Yup, I remember when Michael Jordan became an utterly mediocre basketball player because he was married and making movies and commercials all the time. There was no way he could find the 12 hours a day needed to make him the best at his craft. Such a failure.

Thank you for responding to this shit, because I am not gonna fucking do it.

I had never heard of this Bilzerian guy until you mentioned him. Looked him up and now I want to fucking puke.

The only way I would ever pay to see these fucks fight would be if there was a more than 50% chance of this happening.

I got my switch, Zelda, and the guide all set and am excited to play in 17 days. The one thing they aren’t getting me to buy is this. Sorry.

Yup. I ran a Gamestop when this system was released. A year after launch the most common question was still whether this was a controller for the Wii.

Michael, who are the goblins?

“Play in dirt, you get dirty.” -Jimmy McNulty

The only negative thing I can say about MT is that the song “Guilty of Being White” is probably a song they wish they could go back and unwrite.

Well, I love your damn games so keep up the amazing work! Got my Switch preordered because I am a sucker with more money than sense at this point. Hopefully it’s worth it.

Yes, this was so clearly hyperbole! How could I miss it?

“But maybe you shouldn’t have any compassion, after all, it’s okay to punch a Nazi, right?”

So you’re saying you can’t tell me if the Switch is worth purchasing or not??? Fuck you!!! I hope the government sends you to jail!

This was about as succinct and goddamn perfect of an email as you can possibly have.

Yeah Albert, you’re fucking vial as shit!!!!!

I will never forget watching that goal as long as I live.