I once lent AJ Burnett $25 when he played for the Yankees. He never paid me back. Fuck that guy.

Hahaha wish I could have been sent to this before I stopped playing the game a few years ago.

I catch myself humming music from Fury Road all the time. Also, not necessarily a score but the instrumental band Explosions in the Sky has been in a bunch of films and TV shows and I am always humming or whistling them.

I’m excited to see this kid play live against Wake in a few months.

When I finally left after 5 years as a manager I was making slightly more than $17 an hour and that is at 40 hours a week. If you calculate it by how much you actually work it is way worse.

I was a Gamestop manager for five years (I know) and I can guarantee-fucking-tee you I did everything any other member of the staff did plus my managerial duties. You work 50+ hours a week for shit pay for a company that sees payroll as a primary way to increase profits by keeping it as low as possible. I rarely shop…

What he fuck did DJ Tanner ever do to you?

Growing up as a Hawks fan but not being able to actually watch them on TV because of our dickbag owner meant I learned most about the team every year through the NHL games.

Ken Griffey Jr baseball for SNES was fucking Amazon and I still own it. I would spend hours changing the rosters of every team in MLB to real player names.

I am biased towards boxing games because I have the code to Tyson in Punch-Out tattooed around my arm and Super Punch-Out is an underrated gem.

What if I am standing outside the stadium and can only kind of hear the anthem? What do I do then?

I was at the Cubs/Brewers game today and some guy tried giving me shit for not standing during God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch. I just smiled and kept on sitting.

My hometown. How did I not know about this fucking guy?

To be fair the Badgers were stacking 8 in the box all game to stop Fournette and begging Harris to throw, knowing he couldn’t. I hate OSU but Barrett will tear that D up if you try that against them. Great win, but LSU is so one dimensional that they could play that way against them.

Wake might not be good but I have a family member who plays there so I am all in and a fan for life because of Coach Clauson. I’ll be at the Indiana and Louisville games in all my Wake gear.

Holy shit. That looks like a joke video from Community or something.

Yeah we’re dicks. I apologize for myself all the time. I can't help it. My ex-wife is a Lightning fan. She fucking hates my guts for being a Blackhawks fan. (I still think Bruins fans are worse though).

My hate grew from being from Wisconsin and seeing all the idiot Badgers fans weirdly claim him as their own after playing there for one fucking season. Say one bad thing about Russ and Badgers fans jump down your dick like you just insulted Vince fucking Lombardi.

+1 for the Andrew Ryan reference

Fuck and yes!