I might be the only person actually moving back to WI to go back to a university. Gotta fix that shit from the inside.

Yay, my shitty alma mater made Deadspin!

Living on the east coast and watching the Blackhawks in the playoffs means I get no sleep during April and May every year.

No way are my non-existent kids ever playing football. We are a Calvinball family through and through.

Goddamn that was brilliant!

I like to think that Clark put Addison up to do that so he could be the only one.

The BFIB Twitter feed is going to be so amazing this season.

Good.

I have really, really tried with DS1, DS2, and BB but they are just waaaay too difficult for me. I really wish I could enjoy them and play them as the story and atmosphere are right in my wheelhouse. I won’t be purchasing DS3 and I know my lost sale is a small drop in the bucket. I just really hate that I can't enjoy…

Wish I could give two stars for the name and the comment.

I don't know if there is anything that could make me love this Cubs team even more. Which means this is going to end fucking horribly and painfully.

Dammit, I knew I should have googled it first. I suck.

Grace was the first jersey I ever bought. Also have a nephew named Ryne. As a Hawks fan also, I am accustomed to bandwagoners. They don’t bother me as long as they stay.

I am actually moving (back) to WI in a few weeks. I would prefer we use the kindling to grill a nice brat at Miller Park!

At that point, probably the fucking piano.

They saw her run the red light as they were on their way to Taaschi Station to get some power converters.

As a Cubs fan I am pretty much waiting for a piano to fall out of the sky and land on my head at any time. This season I have the sinking feeling it might happen right before I finally get to experience all this baseball happiness people keep talking about.

Haha my marriage lasted two fucking years. They have me beat by a lot.

Oh god. My ex wife is a major Lightning fan. I texted her tonight when he was announced out for the game joking that he was done for the year. Now I kinda feel like an ass.

This is a story about a retired boxer but I love telling it. My dad is an affable fellow. We always joke that he can literally befriend anyone. He and my mom are staying at a hotel near O’Hare about five years ago for an annual Beatles celebration they go to every year. He is sitting in the lobby waiting for her as…