This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

I don’t even want to know what Papa John is doing to his bowel. Oh, and then there’s the pizza.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

“he beat up some high school lacrosse players”

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

(You’re missing an important variable: the NFL has significantly cracked down on how tackles are made, as well as late hits that are more dangerous because they’re unexpected, over the last decade plus.

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner…

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

Looks like an error to me, that being it was a fieldable ball that the second basemen fucks up.

That is incredible. When Greg Norman collapsed on the golf course, he always had to wait until Thursday to get back out there.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

Should A-Rod be charged with murder or just involuntary manslaughter?

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Wait, I thought she was gonna make three points? Why did she stop at two?

OH GOD YOU GUYS, I THINK ISIS GOT HER!