"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"

It's a serious head trip, in my mid-30s, to think back to the time when I just had a vague awareness of who the man named Donald Trump was, and that he was some gaudy rich prick from New York. I always thought he sounded like just some self-important masturbator. Never would have pictured him as the man likely to…

I understand realizing how much worse our situation now is than even under GWB, but I get irritated with people saying they MISS Bush. There's a difference between looking back on something that was marginally less shitty, and missing it. A whole lot of people died in his bungling of Katrina and the international dead…

And then go play golf, yeah.

Which is why I'm the proud owner of a telescopic dick.

I really only know "Life's Been Good" from Joe Walsh, but think it's great satire of a celebrity douchebag. Is it overrated with regard to the rest of this career?

What about "Against The Wind"? I'm 35 and the sentiment is starting to make sense to me.

I've always thought Paul Rudd should play Eddie Dean in the Dark Tower movies. He might be too old now though.

Lies, I have it on good authority she actually fries her clam. That just proves you never actually had her clam.

Everyone remember that story, The Emperor's New Clothes?

"Unproductive"? We attacked three fucking countries in those 100 days, and might be on the verge of a fourth. I know what you're trying to say, but calling it "unproductive" is erasing the suffering of A LOT of his victims. He managed to do a whole lot of evil in his first 100 days, on the international scale.

I really like the mental picture of him being physically dragged out of the White House in a jumpsuit and cuffs.

I have a bad hemorrhoid, and it's still too good for him.

And there was never a better Weezer album. The Green Album is OK, though.

I'm in the minority who slightly prefer Lightning to Puppets, but I think everyone at least agrees it comes down to those two masterpieces.

Fuck yeah, I like to listen to "Bell Bottom Blues" embalmed in a cloud of pot smoke.

This really is true of most of the British Invasion guys. Imperialist as fuck.

I'm a huge Seinfeld fan who's never seen a single episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Jimmy Page. I love Led Zeppelin, but Jimmy Page is a disgusting human being. A musical plagiarist many times over, in a way that adds an unfortunate racist tinge, no less, and a pederast who kidnapped a 14-year-old girl for sex (the very same 14-year-old that, it must be said, St. Bowie also had sex with).

Heh, OK then. Very interesting.