I bet my entire bank account that my penis will not be the next Doctor.

The Doctor is best IMO when he's older and irascible. Tom Baker, Pertwee and Capaldi are my favorites. The Doctor CAN be a young guy sometimes, but he shouldn't always be, and he shouldn't be cast based on what will make the fangirls who loved Tennant swoon the most. Doctor Who is not about the Doctor being handsome…

Or women not happy their lawn was defecated on.

Sidding can be likable as long as he's not in full-on insufferable brat mode like the first few years of DS9. I hope he'd dial it back from that, but the problem is that smugness is part of the Doctor as well.

Dating Natalie Dormer's Doctor would be weird…on one hand, Natalie Dormer. On the other hand, you're also sorta fucking Bill Hartnell.

There's an interview with Tom Baker floating around Youtube, from 1984, where he said there's absolutely no reason the Doctor can't be a woman.

I have a feeling these parents are the same kind who have a hard time explaining gay people to their kids too, huh.

I'm 100% in favor of it being a non-white guy, but I'm not sure I'd want her. My girlfriend likes Chewing Gum, I watched a few episodes and wasn't impressed. I think it was gross without being funny. Then again, maybe she'd be different as the Doctor.

I love it when people ask "Who cares?" to people who obviously do care.

Just like how cops who murder blacks are rewarded with a paid vacation.

I'm not REALLY a sports buff. I just know basic stuff. The real sports guys on here would school me.

That would seem to concur with my memory of it. Kids I knew that had it, liked it for the fighting games. I think I remember the port of MK2 being a really decent version, though it might be the 32X one I'm thinking of.

Oh god, yes. The 32X/Saturn/Jaguar era of consoles was a fucking dumpster fire. It's when game developers were trying too hard to be edgy in a really dumb way that would appeal to 17-year-old boys, and forgot why people liked SNES-era games in the first place. The one decent system that eventually came out of it was…

Came to plug Terranigma as an obscure favorite, was pleasantly surprised to see it on the list.

But haven't you heard, the anti-fascists are the REAL fascists!

Football teams have 11 players on the field at once. That's different from the number of players on their entire roster.

So, all this AFTER Brady, Kraft, and Belichick made a show of supporting and palling around with Tribblehead McPussygrabber. No, sorry, I haven't forgotten that. Fuck 'em, they stumped for him.

You joke, but I've always said that if we all start interbreeding more, in 100 years or so, everyone will eventually be all the same shade of brown and there can be no racism/colorism. We'll find other petty shit to fight over, probably, but you can't have racism when everyone's the same color.

Women are STILL free to grow luscious pubes if they want. Nobody's stopping them. Many do.

I have a rule that if alt-right manchildren hate something, it's probably awesome.