I wanted to send a Terminator back in time to terminate whoever the motherfucker was at Fox who cancelled it.

Worth it. The show made Terminator smart. …And, then they canceled it in favor of making two of the dumbest Terminator movies ever.

Neither show ripped off the other. They had some superficial similarities, but told very different stories. This is one of the stalest and most uninteresting nerd arguments out there. Seriously, Kirk vs. Picard or Death Star vs. Borg Cube are less played-out than this.

I don't think Geordi EVER got laid in the show by someone who wasn't a hologram, or in an alternate future that never happened. Did he? Poor guy.

I think in TNG it's implied somewhere that Britain conquered France at some point, and the French language was dead. Out of universe, of course, it's because Patrick Stewart sounded ridiculous attempting a French accent.

I always felt like attending a Betazoid wedding with the Trois would be the most mixed of blessings.

On one hand, I feel for the second Riker, discovering that time moved on without him, and the "real" Riker got a promotion and isn't fucking Troi anymore.

"Second Chances" from TNG. Thomas Riker. Also "The Enemy Within" from TOS, where a transporter accident created an "evil" Kirk clone.

People bitching about diversity in Star Trek truly blow my fucking mind. Do they not realize that that was the very point of the show from day fucking one in the 1960s?

the Ferengi enslaving the crew

Did they have replicators in TOS? I always thought that was kind of ambiguous. They definitely had food dispensers of some sort, as I remember in "The Trouble With Tribbles" Kirk orders a chicken sandwich and coffee, which comes with a Tribble Surprise. Were those not at least the predecessors of replicators?

I always wondered if they could basically beam the waste out of their bodies, eliminating (no pun intended) the need for toilets. But, then I figure that probably wouldn't be a good idea, because then their sphincter muscles would atrophy from disuse, making for a shitty situation (pun intended) if they were in an…

Ever seen the "O'Brien at Work" webcomic? Funny stuff.

They canceled Sarah Connor Chronicles, one of the smartest shows ever made, with a great cast, that was a chilling look into the future of AI, in favor of those fucking stupid latter two Terminator moron movies.

who spends ten hours regulating plasma flows before he goes to the holodeck to fuck a force-field

Hwil Hweaton?

And by the way, replying twice to the same comment (see what I did there?), rather than just editing your initial reply to add more, makes you seem like a huge douchebag.

You keep insisting you're not a bigot. And you know what? From this exchange, I BELIEVE YOU. Alright? You happy now?

Yeah…this joke wasn't fucking funny, assholes.

My own ancestors came to the US to escape the Irish potato famine, and even I have no compunctions about agreeing with that statement.